Barry Sobel - Untrue Stereotypes

Cathy Ladman & Barry Sobel Season 1, Ep 0162 02/24/1992 Views: 5,952

Who doesn't know black athletes are better than white athletes? (3:05)

SILLY AUDIENCE,SEGUES ARE FOR KIDS.

I'M WATCHING THIS TWO-HOURNBC SPECIAL IN PRIME TIME--

"BLACK ATHLETES ARE BETTERTHAN WHITE ATHLETES."

DUH!

HELLO, IS THIS FOR PEOPLE

WHO DON'T GET THE N.B.A.GAME OF THE WEEK?

WHO DON'T KNOW BLACK ATHLETESARE BETTER THAN WHITE ATHLETES?

WHAT'S HIS NEXT QUESTIONGOING TO BE LIKE?

JEWS ARE GOOD AT BUSINESS.

OKAY, FINE,NO STEREOTYPE IS TRUE, FINE.

FILIPINOS DON'T EAT DOGS, FINE.

A LOT OF ITALIAN BUSINESSESARE VERY LEGITIMATE, FINE.

NO, I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ITALIANWOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE, FINE.

ARABS DON'T SMELL, FINE.

IRANIANS HAVE NOTHINGTO DO WITH GAS STATIONS

7-ELEVENS,EVERY A.M.-P.M. MINI MARKET...

( mumbling incoherently )

OKAY, FINE, CHINESE PEOPLEARE EXCELLENT DRIVERS, FINE.

RECENTLY THEY PURCHASEDA CLUE, FINE.

JEWISH PEOPLE RUNTO PICK UP A CHECK, FINE.

A BLACK MAN'S BUTTIS NOT HIGHER UP

THAN A WHITE GUY'S BUTT, FINE.

BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SELF CONTROLIN MOVIE THEATERS.

SOMETIMES THEY SHUT UP, FINE.

JAPANESE TOURISTS NEVERHAVE PHOTO EQUIPMENT

ARE ALWAYS WELL-ENDOWED, FINE.

PUERTO RICANS ARE ALWAYSUSING BIRTH CONTROL.

THEY CAN'T WAITTO INVENT A NEW ONE, FINE.

RASTAFARIANS SMOKELITTLE JOINTS, FINE.

MILLIONS OF MEXICANS AREAT HOME RIGHT NOW

WITHOUT A VELVET PAINTING, FINE.

I WANT TO DO THIS NEXT JOKE

AND DEDICATE THISTO THE LATE SAM KINISON

WHO WAS A FRIEND OF MINEAND HE WAS VERY SUPPORTIVE

WHEN I STARTED WORKINGAT THE COMEDY STORE.

WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WASN'T,HE WAS THERE, MAN.

IRONICALLY, THIS WASHIS FAVORITE JOKE

AND IT'S ABOUT HOWARD COSELL.

HOWARD COSELL, THE COLDESTANNOUNCER, HE WAS CRUEL.

EXCUSE ME, SANTA MONICA,HE WAS COLD.

A FEW YEARS AGOIN A WORLD SERIES

SOMEONE'S MOM DIEDBEFORE GAME TIME.

COSELL MENTIONED THIS ALLTHROUGHOUT THE GAME.

( as Cosell: )THE PLACE--

THREE RIVERS STADIUM,PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA.

TONIGHT THE PIRATES ARE DOWNTHREE BIG GAMES TO ONE.

OH! BUT THERE'S NO ONE FURTHERDOWN THAN BUCK JACKSON'S MOTHER.

SIX FEET UNDERBEFORE GAME TIME HERE TODAY.

THE PIRATES DESPERATELYTRYING TO WAGE A COMEBACK.

BUT THERE'S ONE PERSONWHO WON'T COME BACK

THE DEAD BUCK JACKSON'S MOTHER.

SHE'S KICKED THE BUCKET

GONE TO THAT GREAT SEVENTH-INNING STRETCH IN THE SKY.

HER MAGIC NUMBER IS ZERO.

THERE BEHIND THE PIRATE DUG...

OH! DUGOUT, BUCK JACKSON'SMOTHER WON'T GET DUG OUT.

SHE'S BEEN CREMATED.

NOW, MY YOUNG FRIEND,LET'S GO ON RECORD.

LET'S CALL THISWHAT APPEARS FROM HERE

TO BE A TOPSY-TURVY SERIES.

TOPSY OR TURVY?

TURVY OR TOPSY?

( laughter )

AUTOPSY! AUTOPSY!

BUCK JACKSON'S MOTHER.

THEY'RE DIGGING HER UP.

THEY'RE BRINGING QUINCYONTO THE FIELD.