Rebecca Corry - Being a Kid

Lissow, Jeselnik, Corry, Williams Season 9, Ep 904 01/13/2006 Views: 9,341

Rebecca Corry misses being a kid. (1:16)

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'LL POOP MY PANTS,

TO REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE.

[LAUGHTER]

EVERYTHING'S JUST NEW AND EXCITING WHEN YOU'RE A KID, RIGHT?

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I FELT A BONER ON MY NECK.

[LAUGHTER]

WE WERE SLOW DANCING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HE WAS A BIG GUY. LIKE, 5'4", 5'5", WITH MOON BOOTS.

IT'S JUST FUN BEING A KID.

LIKE, I REMEMBERBEING ON THE PLAYGROUND

WHEN A BOY HAD A CRUSH ON ME, RUN UP TO ME,

AND PULL MY PIGTAIL, YOU KNOW. WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A BOY,

I'D RUN UP--AND THIS IS HOW I RAN BACK THEN.

I'D RUN UP TO HIM AND SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM

AND HIT HIM IN THE KIDNEY.

WHEN HE WENT DOWN,KICK HIM IN THE GNARDS.

YOU KNOW IT WAS FUN, JUST FUN STUFF.

- [LAUGHTER] - FUN. HA-HA!

I DID THAT TWO WEEKS AGOTO SOME DUDE IN A BAR.

AND NOW I HAVE APOLICE RECORD. PFFTT!

[LAUGHTER]