Neal Brennan - Plan for Not Getting Pulled Over

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 8,190

Even though he doesn't have a hands-free device, Neal Brennan is pretty sure he'll never get pulled over for talking on his cellphone. (1:50)

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HOW ARE YOU?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GOOD.

UM, HEY, THANKS FOR HAVING ME,FIRST OF ALL.

THANK YOU, NEW ORLEANS.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SO, HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS HADTHAT THING HAPPEN TO YOU YET

WHERE YOU REALIZE YOU'RETOO DEPENDENT ON TECHNOLOGY?

YEAH, IT HAPPENED TO ME.

MY BUDDY WAS VISITING FROM OUTOF TOWN, AND HE CALLED ME UP.

HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE, I NEEDDIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE."

I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, COOL.YOU GOT A PEN?"

AND HE GOES, "YEAH,"AND I GO, "WRITE THIS DOWN.

"HERE'S THE DIRECTIONS.

YOU'RE GONNA GO TO google.com."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YOU'RE GONNA TYPE INMY ADDRESS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"DO WHATEVER THEY SAY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT NEARA COMPUTER RIGHT NOW,"

AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT,

WELL, DO YOU HAVE GPSON YOUR PHONE?"

HE GOES, "NO, I HAVE, LIKE,AN OLD FLIP PHONE."

"WELL, THEN I DON'T THINKYOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

I HAVE CABLE AND RUNNING WATER.IT'S GONNA FREAK YOU OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA,AND CALIFORNIA --

THE LAW IS THAT WE CAN'T TALKON THE PHONE AND DRIVE.

WE CAN'T TEXT AND DRIVE.

TO TALK ON THE PHONE AND DRIVE,

WE GOT TO HAVETHE HANDS-FREE DEVICE.

BUT MY HANDS-FREE DEVICEBROKE RECENTLY,

LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, WE ALL HAVE SAME PLANPRETTY MUCH

FOR NOT GETTING PULLED OVER.

HERE'S WHAT WE DO.

WE'LL BE DRIVING ALONG,TALKING TO OUR FRIEND,

LOOK OVER SEE A COP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

THEN YOU GO TO YELLTO YOUR FRIEND LIKE,

"YO, THERE'S A COP NEXT TO ME.

JUST HANG ON FOR A SECOND,ALL RIGHT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

SAME PLAN? YEAH.

NEVER CATCH US,THESE BITCH-ASS COPS.