OF MY SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME OF YOU WILL LOOK UPTHAT WORD LATER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I VOLUNTEER...
FOR THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION.
AND I WORK WITH A YOUNG MAN.HIS NAME IS CHRIS, AND HE IS...
[ Voice breaking ]HE'S 19 YEARS OLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AW, COME ON, EVERYBODY!
AND LITTLE CHRIS KNOWSI DO STANDUP COMEDY...
ALL OVER THE COUNTRYTO RAVE REVIEWS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SCREW YOU.HOW ABOUT THAT? SCREW YOU.
AND HE KNEW I'D BE DOINGTHE SHOW HERE TONIGHT AT...
AT HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO EARLIER THIS WEEK,LITTLE CHRIS MADE HIS...
I'M SORRY -- LITTLE CHRISMADE HIS FINAL WISH.
AND HIS WISH WASFOR THIS SHOW TONIGHT,
HE WANTED ME TO GET ON STAGE,AND HE WANTED ME TO...
...HE WANTED ME TO BOMB...
[ LAUGHTER ]
...TANK...
EAT IT...
THROW THE SHOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAME UP HERE, AND [CHUCKLES]
I LOOKED OUT AT YOURBRIGHT AND SHINING FACES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?"
[ CHUCKLES ]
"THAT KID'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY,RIGHT?"
[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]