OF MY SHOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SOME OF YOU WILL LOOK UPTHAT WORD LATER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I VOLUNTEER...

FOR THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION.

AND I WORK WITH A YOUNG MAN.HIS NAME IS CHRIS, AND HE IS...

[ Voice breaking ]HE'S 19 YEARS OLD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AW, COME ON, EVERYBODY!

AND LITTLE CHRIS KNOWSI DO STANDUP COMEDY...

ALL OVER THE COUNTRYTO RAVE REVIEWS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SCREW YOU.HOW ABOUT THAT? SCREW YOU.

AND HE KNEW I'D BE DOINGTHE SHOW HERE TONIGHT AT...

AT HERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND SO EARLIER THIS WEEK,LITTLE CHRIS MADE HIS...

I'M SORRY -- LITTLE CHRISMADE HIS FINAL WISH.

AND HIS WISH WASFOR THIS SHOW TONIGHT,

HE WANTED ME TO GET ON STAGE,AND HE WANTED ME TO...

...HE WANTED ME TO BOMB...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...TANK...

EAT IT...

THROW THE SHOW.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I CAME UP HERE, AND [CHUCKLES]

I LOOKED OUT AT YOURBRIGHT AND SHINING FACES.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?"

[ CHUCKLES ]

"THAT KID'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY,RIGHT?"

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]