The Sklar Brothers - You Got Benched

  • Season 14, Ep 12
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 18,284

The most aggressive advertisement the Sklar brothers have ever seen was a bus bench ad advertising bus bench ads. (2:53)

SO WE ARESPORTS FANS

AS WE MENTIONED BEFORE,AND CANNOT --

THERE'S SOME INTERESTING STUFFGOING ON IN THE SPORTS WORLD.

THERE'S SOME REALLYINTERESTING STUFF.

MICHAEL VICK -- THEY'RE GONNAGIVE HIM A SERIES ON B.E.T.,

A DOCU SERIES,ABOUT HIS LIFE.

AND WE THOUGHT THAT'SA MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR VH1.

WHY DIDN'T VH1 SWOOP IN AND MAKETHE MICHAEL VICK DATING SHOW?

COME ON, VH1!

WE HAVE THE NAME FOR ITRIGHT HERE.

ARE YOU READY?"VICK OF THE LITTER."

STAY WITH US. STAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DON'T KNOW WHYI'M SAYING STAY WITH US

AND THEY SEEMED LIKETHEY WERE WITH US.

I DON'T KNOW WHYYOU MADE THEM STAY.

SO, EACH WEEK,HE VOTES A GIRL OFF

BY PUTTING A DOG COLLARAROUND HER NECK.

STAY WITH US.STAY WITH US.

AND THEN HE'S GOT TO COME UPWITH THAT SNAPPY CATCHPHRASE.

HE'S GOT TO HAVE ASNAPPY CATCHPHRASE TOSEND HER OFF THE SHOW.

HE JUST TURNS TO THEMAND POLITELY SAYS,

"BITCH, I'M ABOUTTO PUT YOU TO SLEEP."

COME ON. THAT'S A SHOW.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

HOW IS THAT NOT A SHOW?

THAT IS A SHOW.

WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN L.A.FOR A DECADE NOW.

IT'S KIND OF A WEIRD PLACETO LIVE.

I FEEL LIKE ADVERTISINGHAS BECOME THE NEW GRAFFITI.

IT'S EVERYWHERE.EVERYWHERE.ON BUS BENCHES.

WE SAW THE MOST AGGRESSIVE ADEVER ON A BUS BENCH.

IT WAS THE MOST AGGRESSIVEADVERTISEMENT WE'VE EVER SEEN.

IT WAS A BUS-BENCH ADADVERTISING BUS-BENCH ADS.

IT WAS LIKE THE M.C. ESCHEROF ADVERTISING,

THE HAND DRAWING THE HAND.

WHAT IS THAT?I DON'T KNOW.

SO, HERE'S WHAT IT SAID.NO PICTURES.

JUST WORDS.SO AGGRO.

IT SAID,"DOES BENCH ADVERTISING WORK?"

AND THENRIGHT UNDERNEATH THAT,

"IT JUST DID."

YEAH! [ GROANS ]

YOU GOT BENCHED, BITCH.HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.

AFTER I READ IT,I WAS LIKE, "OH.""OH."

FELT DIRTY, RIGHT?YOU FEEL WEIRD.

AND THEN WE FELT WEIRD'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE,

"THIS IS L.A.THIS IS HOLLYWOOD.

MAYBE THERE'S SOME HIDDEN CAMERAACROSS THE STREET."

JUST GETTING PEOPLE'S REACTIONSAS THEY READ THE BENCH,

JUST LIKE THIS.

"AW!"

AND THEN THAT IMAGEGETS BEAMED INTO A STUDIO,

WHERE A STUDIO AUDIENCEIS ALL YELLING AT THE SAME TIME,

"YOU...GOT...BENCHED!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN IT WOULD BEOUR DREAM THAT AT THAT MOMENT,

THAT STUDIO AUDIENCEWOULD STAND UP AND REALIZE

THAT THEY'RE SITTING ONTHE SAME BENCH,

AND THEY WOULD READ IT FORTHE FIRST TIME, BE LIKE,

"AW!"

AND THEN ANOTHERSTUDIO AUDIENCE

GETS LOWEREDFROM THE CEILING.YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEY'RE YELLING,BUT NOT EVEN PHRASES ANYMORE.

THEY'RE JUST LIKE,

"BENCH, BENCH, BENCH!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I'M ASHAMEDTO SAY THIS,

BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY THOUGHTTHIS OUT ONE STEP FURTHER.DON'T BE ASHAMED.

WE'VE THOUGHT OF THE PERFECTPERSON TO HOST THE SHOW.

IT WOULD, OF COURSE, BEEX-CINCINNATI REDS CATCHER

JOHNNY BENCH.THERE YOU GO. COME ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE MAN NEEDS WORK.[ LAUGHS ]

HAS NOT WORKEDSINCE THE BASEBALL BIT.

NO, HE HAS NOT.

[ APPLAUSE ]

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