Well, last night we told youthe press secretary,
Sean Spicer, who lookslike a bloated alcoholic T-1000,
still hasa public Venmo account.
And I want to be...I was very clear with you
that youshould not bombard Spicer
with insane requests for money,even that's really fun.
But some of you did it anyway.
I said, don't do this,don't you do it,
don't do it, I mean it,don't you do it.
-(laughter) -So what did oneof our fans request from Spicer
in complete defianceof our orders,
uh, as the court will show?
Uh, money for burritos or moneyfor cheap Canadian Viagra?
-Paul.-I got to go with Viagra.
Uh, no. The correct answeris actually burritos.
Take a look.
-(laughter, cheering, applause)-And Spicer...
took time out of his busy dayto decline the request.
So you know what, Brian Scully?You and your roommate deserve
some (bleep) chipotle.
-I'm gonna send you, personally,$32 -(whooping, cheering)
so you can get burritos.
And you know what, I'm throwingin a couple extra bucks.
'Cause add some guac.Why the (bleep) not?
You know what,you're a hardworking American.
We all deserve a little guacno matter who we are
or where we came fromor what god we worship!
Resist! Rise up! Guac for all!
-Chris Hardwick for president!-Yeah. I know.
-Chris for president!-And because...
After that speech,I'm guac-hard right now.