EMCEE: Please welcome Lil Rel.
-Everybody gotthey own blueprint,
everybody got theyown route, and
everybody got they own time.
I don't care what you think.
I'm doing this becauseI think it's funny.
-Like Victoria'sSecret, you know,
they-- all the stuff is foolish.
Wish we had our own storeto get some fool-you stuff.
We both get naked, you gotyour bullshit on-- me, too.
Fooled you, too!
It's a 38-double-dick.
This ain't mine."
You could tell when it's goingto be a great crowd when you
barely say something funnyand they're already laughing.
Moscato used tobe a classy drink.
Drake put it in a rap song,ruined it for everybody.
These ghetto-ass girlsthink Moscato's champagne.
Like, "Oh, tryingto get that 'scato."
You know, that'show they say it.
Sometimes I like when Ikind of block the crowd out
and don't care what they think.
"It's Mimi birthday,and if we want
to sip on 'scato--oh, oh, oh, oh!
I think the craziestthing maybe to even happen
at a show was, uh, thischick was heckling me.
And I rose to do what I do.
She came on stage andshe put her stiletto,
like, dead in my-- like, theway she-- it was so subtle.
She didn't stomp my foot, butit was like a good twist on it.
I don't even remember whatshe whispered in my ear,
but I remember leavingher alone and buying
her drinks afterwards.
-"Sippin' on 'scato!
Sippin' on 'scato!
Drinking that 'scato!
-I got this! [laughs]