OkCupid or Serial Killer - About to Erupt

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 1,037

The contestants decide whether quotes originated from online dating profiles or the minds of serial killers. (2:01)

GAME, OKCUPID OR SERIAL KILLER?

(APPLAUSE)

DATING SITES ARE A GOOD WAY TO

START A RELATIONSHIP, BUT EVERY

SO OFTEN YOU COME ACROSS A

PROFILE THAT JUST SCREAMS,

"THIS MIGHT AN SERIAL KILLER"

WHICH MAYBE ISN'T SO BAD IF YOU

HAVE A SERIAL KILLER FETISH.

I'M GOING TO READ YOU A QUOTE

AND FOR 250 POINTS YOU HAVE TO

TELL ME IF IT'S FROM AN OKCUPID

PROFILE OR IF A CONVICTED SERIAL

KILLER SAID IT.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE:

"I AM GOD. GOD ISN'T REAL."

RORY?

>> OKCUPID.

>> Chris: YOU ARE RIGHT.

THAT IS AN OKCUPID.

(APPLAUSE)

>> BUT MAY I SAY HE WILL BE

A SERIAL KILLER ONE DAY.

>> I DON'T KNOW, HE HAS

ZERO PERCENT ENEMY RATING.

>> LOOK HOW SAD HIS PHOTO IS.

>> NO, THAT'S HIM SMILING.

>> Chris: I THINK THAT'S

A LAUGH-CRY, THAT'S A SADLARIOUS

PICTURE.

NEXT ONE.

"MY MOTHER WALKED IN ON ME

MASTURBATING JUST ABOUT TO

ERUPT."

YES, RORY SCOVEL.

>> OKCUPID.

>> Chris: THAT IS OKCUPID.

>> THAT'S MINE.

I WISH THAT WAS MY PICTURE.

>> Chris: THAT'S A STOCK PHOTO.

THAT'S NOT A REAL GUY.

>> AND WHO USES "ERUPT"

INSTEAD OF...

>> Chris: EDDIE VAN HALEN.

>> I UNDERSTAND THERE'S GOING

TO BE A CLIMAX, BUT "ERUPT"

SUGGESTS THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE

TO GET A NEW HOUSE.

>> ERUPT WITH ANGER BECAUSE

THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

>> WAS HE GOING TO ERUPT

AT HIS... NEVER MIND, FORGET IT.

THAT'S GOING TO COME OUT WRONG.

OH!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, JON DORE,

POINTS.

>> "TO DECOMPRESS AND DECIDE

WHAT DIRECTION I WANT TO GO--

BUSINESS SCHOOL, MEDICAL SCHOOL,

LAW SCHOOL, MAYBE OPEN A HIGH

END RESTAURANT, I WOULD LOVE

TO TRAVEL... AHH, MOM!"

(LAUGHTER)

>> HONEY, ARE YOU IN HERE

APPLYING FOR BUSINESS MEDICAL

LAW SCHOOL?

>> Chris: "NO, MOM!"

(LAUGHTER)

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