If you've ever convinced yourman
to go to a Halloween partyor a costume party
of any sortsand he's dressed up,
know that he'scheated on you.
Now, what you dowith that information
is up to you.
It's just a theoryI'm working on,
but I thinkit's foolproof.
Because this is howthis conversation should go
if you'rein a relationship
with a manwho's never cheated on you.
"Hey, honey, next week,we're going to go to this
funny Christmas sweater party."
"Nope, no, I'm not.I'm an adult.
"I'm gonna stay homeand watch TV
and then go to bed."
That's what a man saysthat has never cheated on you.
A manthat's cheated on you goes,
"Oh, I owe her.
"Yeah, that sounds fun.
I only like this jokebecause I know
there's a guy in hereright now going,
"What the fuckwas that about?