The Amazing Johnathan - Tequila Shot

  • Season 5 , Ep 1
  • 06/24/2001
  • Views: 10,883

LOOK.

PAUL AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE A

SHOT OF TEQUILA TOGETHER.

SOUND GOOD?

PAUL>> GOOD.

TANYA>> YEAH!

JOHNATHAN>> BRING OUT THE

TEQUILA.

DO NOT THROW IT OUT--

BRING IT OUT.

TWO SHOT FOR PAUL AND I, PLEASE?

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

IT'S FOR PAUL AND I PLEASE.

I JUST SPIT RIGHT AT YOU,

DIDN'T I?

(LAUGHS)

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT?

YOU DID IT!

TANYA>> I DID IT!

YEAH.

(APPLAUSE)

JOHNATHAN>> ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD DO

THAT.

TANYA>> ME NEITHER.

WOW.

YOU ARE CU-U-U-TE!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PAUL?

PAUL>> JOHNATHAN.

JOHNATHAN>> LEAVE HIM ALONE.

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

GO.

BYE.

GO.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, PAUL.

ALL RIGHT.

TANYA>> I'LL BE BACK HERE.

JOHNATHAN>> POULTRY IN MOTION.

PAUL>> ME, TOO.

JOHNATHAN>> DID YOU JUST SAY,

ME, TOO?

PAUL>> NO.

JOHNATHAN>> YES, YOU DID.

I SAID SORRY ABOUT THAT,

AND HE SAID ME, TOO.

ALL RIGHT.

PAUL, WE DRINK TO TRUST.

VERY IMPORTANT.

WHAT ARE YOU SMELLING IT FOR?

PAUL>> I'M JUST...

JOHNATHAN>> WE'RE DRINKING TO

TRUST.

YOU DON'T SMELL IT!

PAUL>> IT'S AN INTERESTING

COLOR.

JOHNATHAN>> YEAH.

IT'S AN INTERESTING COLOR.

IT'S AN INTERESTING TYPE OF

TEQUILA.

ALL RIGHT.

CHEERS, BIG EARS.

PAUL>> CHEERS.

WE DRINK.

PAUL>> TO YOU.

JOHNATHAN>> TO YOU.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

JOHNATHAN>> WHO'S THE DEAD MAN?

LET ME ASK YOU, PAUL.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE LSD?

PAUL>> AH, I THINK MAYBE

TONIGHT.

JOHNATHAN>> REALLY?

PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU'RE GOING ON

A TRIP.

I FACT, YOU SHOULD START TO FEEL

THAT ANY SECOND NOW.

YOU SHOULD START TO FEEL THAT

ANY SECOND NOW.

(VOICES START TO ECHO)

♪ (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS)

JOHNATHAN>> ARE YOU OKAY?

PAUL>> I'M GOOD.

I'M LIKING THIS.

JOHNATHAN>> ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M GOOD.

I'M LIKING THIS.

JOHNATHAN>> GOOD.

'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE

FREAKING OUT.

YOU'RE NOT DOING DRUGS, ARE YOU?

PAUL>> NO.

JOHNATHAN>> WE DON'T NEED THAT

MONKEY ON YOUR BACK, PAUL!

(JOHN AS MONKEY) LOOK AT ME!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

PAUL>> JOHNATHAN.

JOHNATHAN>> PAUL.

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

LOOK AT ME, (BLEEP)-DAMN YOU!

LOOK AT ME!

DON'T MAKE ME CRUSH YOUR NECK

LIKE A CHICKEN BONE!

(POP)

THAT'S THE SOUND OF PAUL'S NECK

CRUSHING LIKE CHICKEN BONE.

(POP)

(COUGHS)

PAUL, DUDE, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT.

PAUL>> THANKS.

JOHNATHAN>> YOU OKAY?

PAUL>> THINK SO.

JOHNATHAN>> REALLY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ABOUT

SNAKES AND STUFF.

HERE...

HAVE SOME PEANUTS.

MAYBE IF YOU EAST, YOU'LL COME

DOWN OFF THAT TRIP.

PAUL>> OKAY.

JOHNATHAN>> OPEN IT QUICKLY.

QUICK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THEY'RE PEANUTS.

PEANUTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU'RE PARANOID.

Loading...