Kevin Bozeman - NASCAR

Edwards, Kennedy, Bozeman, Messing Season 4, Ep 0408 01/27/2001 Views: 3,535

Black people would add something to NASCAR. (1:55)

COLLEGE.

WE WERE IN LOVE.

SHE WAS WHITE, YEAH.

AND SHE WAS MAD WHEN WE WERE

IN COLLEGE 'CAUSE ALL I DID WAS

PLAY VIDEO GAMES, MAN.

AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE VIDEO

GAMES THEY HAD, YOU KNOW, NOW.

BACK IN THE DAY, THEY WAS WHACK.

THEY WAS ALWAYS BROKE.

YOU USED TO ALWAYS HAD TO WORK

YOUR MAGICAL POWERS JUST TO GET

THE GAME TO COME ON.

I USED TO ALWAYS TALK TRASH,

TOO.

I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, DOC?

I GOT DOUBLE DRIBBLE RIGHT HERE.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

I'M GONNA BUST YOUR ASS

HOLD UP."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"I'M GONNA BUST YOUR ASS.

HOLD UP."

BLUE IN THE GAME TILL YOU

WAS BLUE IN THE FACE PLAYING THE

GAME LIKE YOU WAS PAPA SMURF.

THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

AND SHE WAS MAD AT ME 'CAUSE ALL

I DID WAS WATCH, UH, AUTO RACING

AND SPORTS ON TELEVISION.

I LOVE AUTO RACING.

BUT I THINK THEY NEED TO HAVE

SOME BROTHERS IN AUTO RACING,

ADD SOMETHING TO THE SPORT.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LITTLE

NASCAR ON SUNDAYS, SOME BLACK

PEOPLE ON THERE.

I'D BE LIKE, "OH, THIS IS A

GREAT RACE.

JEFF GORDON AND DALE JARRETT

ARE NECK TO NECK, BACK TO BACK,

LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA COME OUT

TO THE WIRE BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

♪ (RAP MUSIC PLAYS)

"YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

IT'S TYRONE...

(LAUGHTER)

TYRONE ABDULA JACKSON WHO IS

SPONSORED BY OLD ENGLISH 800

AND KOOL-AID...

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

HAS JUST TAKEN THE LEAD.

APPARENTLY, THE GLARE FROM HIS

HUBCAPS HAS BLINDED THE REST OF

THE DRIVERS.

ALL OF THIS ON TWO DOLLARS WORTH

OF GAS."

BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DID NOT

KNOW THAT A 1987 CHEVY IMPALA

COULD GO THAT FAST.

THANKS A LOT,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

KEVIN BOZEMAN, PEACE OUT.