Bill Cosby - Security Questions Pt. 1

Far From Finished Season 1, Ep 101 11/23/2013 Views: 28,235

Bill Cosby tries to get to bed early when his wife is out of town, but he is interrupted by a strange phone call. (1:10)

AND SHE--SHE LEFT.

I WAITED AND WAITED

UNTIL SHE WAS GONELONG ENOUGH, YOU KNOW,

TO BEAT HER MOTHER'S HOUSE,

AND THEN I-I GOT UP,AND I WENT TO BED.

SHE WON'T LET MEGO TO SLEEP EARLY,

BUT IF SHE'S NOT THERE,SHE CAN'T SEE WHERE I AM.

SO I PUT THE PAJAMAS ON.

I GOT IN THE BED.

SO THE PHONE RANG,

AND I GOT OUT ON MY SIDE

AND WALKED OVER TO HER SIDE,WHERE THE PHONE IS.

I DON'T HAVE A PHONEON MY SIDE

BECAUSE MY PHONEWAKES HER UP.

SO...

[laughter]

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLYHAPPENING TO YOU, DIDN'T YOU?