Friendly Fire - "The View"

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/15/2013
  • Views: 4,301

Jeff Ross visits "The View" to roast Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (2:09)

>> ALL RIGHT.

I'M HERE AT THE VIEW.

>> SMELLS LIKE WEED.

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN

THERE?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS

DOING IN THERE?

PLAYING WITH MYSELF.

WHY DO YOU ASK?

>> WHO IS IN THERE?

DO YOU HAVE A LIAISON IN

THERE?

>> NO.

>> IS THERE A MAN IN THERE

WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

>> IT COULD BE A MAN, COULD

BE A WOMAN, COULD BE BOTH.

>> WERE YOU HAVING SEX WITH

PATRICK SWAYZE IN THERE?

WE NEED TO KNOW.

>> I COULD NEVER HAVE SEX

WITH PATRICK SWAYZE.

>> LOOK AT YOU.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

EVEN YOUR SWEATSHIRT LEANS

TO THE RIGHT.

YOU LOOK LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON

JOHN IF SHE NEVER GOT

PHYSICAL.

YOU'RE IN THERE TOO?

>> YEAH, WE ARE ALL IN

THERE.

>> LIKE A CLOWN CAR IN THE

LADIES IN THERE.

HOW MANY URINALS ARE IN

THERE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> ARE THESE STALKING

BATHROOM PEOPLE?

WHAT?

>> YOUR HELMET LOOKS GREAT

TODAY.

>> YOUR WIG LOOKS GREAT

TODAY.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WORKED HARD ON IT.

WHOOPY DOESN'T USE

CONDITIONER ON HER HAIR.

SHE GIVES IT TENANT

DEPRESSANTS.

IF WERE YOU GOING TO TEACH A

CLASS WHAT WOULD IT BE?

>> HOW TO EAT ME.

>> I LOVE IT.

>> I KNOW.

ME TOO.

WHAT TIME IS FIRST CLASS?

>> YOU JUST MISSED IT.

>> WHERE IS THIS SHOW GOING

TO BE?

>> ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

>> YOU CAN'T SAY THOSE

THINGS.

>> OF COURSE WE CAN.

WATCH ME, [BLEEP].

>> YEAH.

GIVE I IT UP FOR WHOOPY AND

ELIZABETH FROM THE VIEW.

SAY, YOU WATCH THE VIEW,

DON'T YOU?

>> NO.

>> YEAH, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

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