Rachel Feinstein - Douches vs. Tools

Rachel Feinstein Season 3, Ep 10 07/11/2014 Views: 9,058

Rachel Feinstein explains why guys who are douches are so much worse than guys who are tools. (1:16)

I feel likethere's an important difference.

(whooping, applause)

I think... I think a doucheis way worse than a tool.

Like, I...

A douche is likesome guy named Chad,

and his parents havea lake house, and...

And he likes to (bleep) girlsthere side by side

next to his best friend Tucker,

and they high-five whilethey're (bleep) them, you know?


But I feel like a tool is notas bad as a douche.

Like, if you could reada transcript

of a douche's thoughts,you'd be furious by the time

it was over, you know,but a tool's thoughts would

just be more mildand oblivious.

Like, a tool would justkind of be, like...

(speaking gibberish)

"Game seven nah, nah, nah.

I like to wear socks and flip-flops and..."

(muttering gibberish)

"I wear my shorts all year round'cause I'm an individual."

(mutters gibberish)

"Where are my sunglasses?

Oh, yeah, they're on the backof my neck."

Thank you guys.Thank you so much.