Wanda Sykes - Younger Men

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 20,468

If you can't find a good man, raise one. (1:35)

HE'S YOUNGER, TOO,I MARRIED A YOUNGER MAN.

FIVE YEARS YOUNGERTHAN I AM.

HEY, IF YOU CAN'T FIND A GOOD MAN, RAISE ONE.

( cheering )

LADIES, GET OUT TOTHE HIGH SCHOOLS,GO TO THE PROMS.

DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.

YOU STILL GOT YOUR PROM DRESS,SHAKE IT OUT, GIRL !

GET YOUR ASS TO THE PROM.

MY HUSBAND AND I,WE GET ALONG,EXCEPT FOR MUSIC.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,MUSIC DATES YOU.

HE LOVES HIP HOP,HE LOVES RAP MUSIC,

BUT I LIKE JAZZ.

BUT SEE, HE STARTEDTO ENJOY JAZZ,

'CAUSE I LIKE TO LISTEN TOJAZZ WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX.

SO NOW HE LOVES JAZZ,'CAUSE HE ASSOCIATES ITWITH SEX.

HE HEARS JAZZ, HE'S LIKE,"OH, THAT'S MY CUE,IT'S ON NOW."

BUT NOW I CAN'T EVENENJOY MY MUSIC.

I LISTEN TO MILES DAVISWASHING DISHES, I TURN AROUND,

HE'S STANDING THERE BUTT NAKED,"DID YOU CALL ME ?"

"I THOUGHT I HEARD YOUCALL ME."

NO MATTER WHAT, HE'S READY,HE'S CONDITIONED NOW.

HE'S LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG,HE HEARS THAT JAZZ,HE GETS EXCITED.

THAT'S EMBARRASSINGIN THE DENTIST OFFICE LIKE THAT,

'CAUSE YOUCAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.