Nick Turner - Owning a Bird

Nick Turner, Colin Jost, Reggie Watts Season 4, Ep 1 07/26/2013 Views: 2,230

Nick Turner congratulates anybody that owns a bird because they're doing God's work. (0:53)

Uh, if anyone owns abird I should say

uh, congratulations first off.

Um, you're doing God's work.

Because here's what happenswhen you own a bird,

is you isolate the bestthing about the animal:

his ability to fly.

And you rip thataway from him!

And you replace that withyour conditional love.

And then you jam it into acage and you explain,

"I'm going to work,like, forever.


And you throw ablanket on it.

And you're just like, "Yeah,he could be flying around in

the sky, but I just feel morecomfortable if he's in prison

at my apartment."

And then you're like,"I got a flight to catch.

You remember flight?"


Play with the cat.