Uh, if anyone owns abird I should say
uh, congratulations first off.
Um, you're doing God's work.
Because here's what happenswhen you own a bird,
is you isolate the bestthing about the animal:
his ability to fly.
And you rip thataway from him!
And you replace that withyour conditional love.
And then you jam it into acage and you explain,
"I'm going to work,like, forever.
And you throw ablanket on it.
And you're just like, "Yeah,he could be flying around in
the sky, but I just feel morecomfortable if he's in prison
at my apartment."
And then you're like,"I got a flight to catch.
You remember flight?"
Play with the cat.
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