Black Satanists - The Acid Plan

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 07/20/2011
  • Views: 8,097

Jon comes up with a plan to prevent the crew from getting in trouble for oversleeping. (2:25)

[cell phone rings]

[cell phone ringsand vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

[rings and vibrates]

- [groaning]

[stops phone ringing]

- WHAT TIME IS IT?

- OH, MY GOD,IT'S 3:45.

- [bleep].

THAT WAS DAVE CALLING.

- WE'RE,LIKE, SIX HOURS LATE.

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- WE COULD TELL HIMWE'RE SICK.

- NO.

WE'LL GET IN HUGE TROUBLEFOR THAT.

- I AM SICK.

- I GOTTA THINK.

I GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING.

voice on radio:AMERICA TAUGHT THE BLACK PEOPLE

TO BE VIOLENT.

WE WILL USE THAT VIOLENCE...[toilet flushes]

- THANKSFOR THE PARTY, JON.

[marker squeaking]

- HEY, I GOT A PLAN.

- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN POURACID IN YOUR FACE.

- DO YOU WANT TO GETOUT OF WORK TODAY OR NOT?

JUST DON'T GET ITIN MY EYES.

AND THEN AFTER--WAIT.

AFTER,I'LL GO TO THE HOSPITAL,

YOU GUYS PAINT SATANIC STUFFALL OVER THE VAN,

THEN GO DITCH IT.

- RIGHT.- OKAY?

WE READY?- YES.

- ALL RIGHT.

REMEMBER, NOT IN THE EYES.

[shrieking]

AAH!YOU HAVE TO CATCH THAT.

THAT WAS...OH, MAN.

- SO, MR. BENJAMIN,HOW MANY PEOPLE ATTACKED YOU?

- OH, WELL, FOUR...

UH, MAYBE MORE. EIGHT?

OR LESS. THREE.

LIKE I SAID, I COULDN'TREALLY SEE MUCH

'CAUSE OF HOW QUICKLYIT ALL HAPPENED,

BUT THEY WEREDEFINITELY BLACK SATANISTS.

- AND HOW DO YOU KNOWTHEY WERE BLACK SATANISTS?

- WELL, FOR ONE,THEY WERE BLACK.

NO OFFENSE.

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