- Hurry up, motherfucker,before somebody sees us!
You know your husbanddrives a Guber!
- Aye, don't look at me.I'm just the side nigga.
I'm gon' suck the shit outthem titties later.
I promise you.- [laughing]
[phone line trilling]
- This is Jamal, don't nobody leave voicemails.
Text me, bitch. [beep]
- I'm at Lo Lo's, Jamal.
I told you I was doinga special open mic just for you.
You better be out there,motherfucker!
- Are you ready for your next spoken word artist?
Give it up for Generykah Badon't.
- Side Boos, how y'all feel?
- Whoo!- You tell 'em!
- Wifed-up nigs on the low low,y'all all right?
- Huh?- What?
- This one's for you, Jamal.
♪ I'm gettin' tired of yo shit ♪
♪ We ain't never seenin public ♪
- Sit yo monkey-ass down.
- ♪ And every timeI come around ♪
♪ They say you ain't here, dead,or you way out of town ♪
♪ But you don't likethat I'm fat ♪
♪ With titties in the back
♪ I think I'm tired of callin',Jamal ♪
[together]♪ Don't call 'em ♪
- ♪ Nigga,I'm 'bout to be gone ♪
[cheers and applause]
[microphone feeds back]
Jank Eye Jarvis?What the fuck you doin' here?
- What, 'cause I got a janky eyeI can't have a side boo?