- Uh, it's just thatyour profile said,
"Mythical equine,loves to travel."
- I do love to travel.
- There areother mythical horses
- I know.
I swear, one of my best friendsis a centaur.
- Oh, good,that's great.
I guessyou can't be a bigot
since you're friendswith a half horse.
I didn't know I was havingdinner with Gandhi.
- That's not reallywhat this is--
- The horndoesn't even do anything!
It's just a phallic ornament!
I've got wings.
You know what they do?
They make me fly!
And anyonewho's sitting on me flies!
What do--what happenswhen you sit on a unicorn?
Your--your view is blockedby a [bleep] horn!
- Oh, my God.
- I'd like to go home now.
You know what?[sighs]
I deserve that.
Let me--let me fly you home.- Really?
- No!No, I'm not gonna fly you home!
I am not gonna majesticallyswoop above the clouds
and silhouette us
in the goddamnglowing crescent moon!
You could've lookedlike the design
on the side of a stoner's van,and you blew it.
- This is whyI only date unicorns.
- Is this what you want?Huh?
Are you not turned on?
I'm a unicornwhose horn gives pepper!
Answer my magical questions,
and I'll lead you to a big potof golden [bleep] you!