Pretty good mood-I just actually
got out of thisevil relationship.
This girl broke up with me--long distance thing, you know.
A lot of my friends, whengirls break up with them,
they get all bitter and vengefuland take it out on the girl.
They, like, call her at 4o'clock in the morning going,
Like, she doesn't know it is.
Yeah, for a secondshe's like, grandpa?
I don't think so.
It's been rough, man.
Because of that, I foundmyself thrust unwillingly
back into the datingworld, pretty much
kicking and screamingthe whole way.
My friends are trying to meto go out on blind dates.
Big no to that,because all my friends
are a bunch of lying geeks.
They're alwayslike, Brian, you're
really going todig this girl, man.
She's got TraciLords's eyes, Michelle
Pfeiffer's nose, KimBassinger's lips.
Yeah, they alwaysforget to tell me
she's also gotCharlie Brown's head.
Small pretty face,big old head, two
little hairs-- attractive active
Man, I always used totrip out on Charlie Brown
when I was little, because healways wore the same shirt.
Pretty sure it's becausehe couldn't pull it
back over his hugefreaking head.
Linus, help me.
I have an extra-large cranium.