#HashtagWars - #PoliticalFoods

Wednesday, October 19, 2016 10/19/2016 Views: 296

Inspired by the 2016 presidential election, Andrew Orvedahl, Ben Roy and Adam Cayton-Holland come up with politically inspired foods. (1:37)

And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause)

Now, we've all spentthis last year

having this electionjammed down our gaping maws,

but do you ever wish

it could be literallyshoved down your throat?

Well, now it can,thanks to the Instagram account

Edible Government, which hasbeen busy making food sculptures

of the candidates,like this squash Hillary Clinton

-and baby carrot Donald Trump.-(laughter)

-Those are great.-So in the spirit

of the candidates'flavorful facsimiles,

tonight's hashtag is#PoliticalFoods.

Examples might be:Crunch wrap Supreme Court,

or Vladimir Pudding.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Ben.-Marco Rubio Tuesdays.

-Points!-(laughter)

-Andrew.-Bake America great again.

Yes, points. Adam.

International Houseof Representatives and Pancakes.

-Points.-Or IHORP.

-Ben.-G.O.P.F. Chang's.

-(laughter)-Points.

-Points. Andrew.-Eggs Benedict Arnold.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Adam.-American Civil S'more.

Or, as it's known in the South,

the Warof S'mouthern Aggression.

-Very good!-(laughter, applause)

I'm gonna give you200 points for that.

That was a twofer. Ben.

Ask not what your countrycan do for you,

but what you would dofor a Klondike bar.

-Points.-(cheering, whooping, applause)

Points.

-Adam.-Boutros Boutros-Taffy.

All right. Points.

Andrew.

Thomas Jefferson'sSouplantation.

(laughter)

He had one. He owned one.

He owned one of them.

He's (bleep)inga bunch of the soups.

(laughter)

Everybody knows that.

-Ben.-FD-Arby's.