UH-OH, WHO WANTS TO TAKE SHOTSWITH TONIGHT'S HEADLINER?

- I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC,BUT THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR YOUR SENSITIVITY.

- I AM SENSITIVE.THAT'S WHY...

THESE WERE FOR WHOEVERPASSES ME RIGHT NOW.

- OOH.- ENJOY.

- DOWN THE HATCH.

- THAT'S PRETTY SENSITIVE OF ME.HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS...

- UP THE HATCH.- IN NEED.

MM.

MM.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?- MM.

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?GOD!

- REMEMBER THIS MOVE?

- NO.- CALL THIS ONE "THE MOPED."

REMEMBER THAT?- NO.

- OH, AUSTIN.

DUDE, YOU KILLED--- NO, NO, DUDE.

NO, NO.- KILLED IT TONIGHT.

- WHAT'S--YOU GOT PANTIES ON YOUR--

- YEAH, WELL,I HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN.

- YOU SMELL LIKE PUKE.- YEAH, WELL,

I WAS PUKED ON ALSO.- HEY, PARTY'S DEAD, MAN.

- EH.- IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING

TO DOWITH THE WEIRD HAM SITUATION.

- IT'S FANTASTIC.ENJOY A SLICE.

- DUDE,THAT'S PRETTY DISGUSTING.

- YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE.

DON'T EAT THE HAM!

- HEY, HEY, I'M GONNA--I'M GOING TO JEFF ROSS'.

HE'S HAVING A PARTY, DUDE.ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN THIS.

- YOU MIND IF I ROLL?

ON THE D.L., I'M GONNASLIP OUT OF THIS BITCH.

- DUDE, HE SPECIFICALLY SAIDTHAT HE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO COME,

MAN, SOMETHING ABOUT HATINGYOUR PRESENCE.

- NO, I GET THAT.I'M HEADLINING ANYWAY,

SO I COULDN'T EVEN GO.- YEAH, YEAH, DUDE.

NO, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.YOU'RE GONNA DO AWESOME, SO...

- HEY, GIVE HIMMY BLESSINGS.

YEAH.- ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU, DUDE.

- YEAH,LOVE YOU TOO, BRO.

- HEY, ADAM?

- YO.- YOU NEED TO INTRODUCE

THE NEXT COMIC,OR I'M GONNA GO HOME.

- OH, I NEED TO INTRODUCETHE NEXT COMIC,

OR KYLE'S GONNA GO HOME.

[mock crying]

- ARE YOU DONE?

- OKAY.- YEAH, GOOD, WONDERFUL.

- I NEED TO PUT ON A SHIRT THEN.- COOL.