Fabrice Fabrice - Craft Services

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/08/2010
  • Views: 50,232

Fabrice Fabrice provides all the salty snacks and tiny waters to people on the show. (2:35)

MY NAME IS FABRICE FABRICE,THE NAME SO NICE,

YOU HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN.

(laughter)

I'M THE CRAFT SERVICESCOORDINATOR

HERE AT THE JOHN OLIVER COMEDYBLAH BLAH BLAH.

(laughter)

DO Y'ALL KNOW WHATA CRAFT SERVICES COORDINATOR IS?

OKAY, I'LL ESPLAIN IT THEN.SHUT YOUR FACE!

(laughter)

I'M THE PERSON THAT PROVIDESALL THE SALTY SNACKS

AND TINY WATERS FOR THE ACTORSAND WRITERS AND PRODUCERS

AND JEWISH PEOPLE.

(laughter)

I HAVE ALSO DONE CRAFT SERVICESCOORDINATION

FOR THE TELEVISION SHOW"THAT IS SO RAVEN."

(laughter)

Y'ALL REMEMBERWHO RAVEN SYMONE IS?

SHE WAS THAT LITTLE, BITTYBABY GIRL ON THE COSBY PROGRAM.

AND THEN SHE GREW UPTO BECOME A BIG FAT PERSON.

(laughterand scattered applause)

I HAVE SAID A NUMBEROF THINGS FAMOUSLY

ON SETSFROM THE CRAFT SERVICES TABLE.

FOR EXAMPLE...

"DON'T YOU FLIPYOUR SUNGLASSES UP AT ME,

KADEEM HARDISONOF 'A DIFFERENT WORLD'"

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I ALSO SAY, "YOU CAN HAVE ASMANY BOX OF ALTOIDS AS YOU WANT.

"YOU THE BEST-LOOKING MANIN SHOW BUSINESS,

'CSI MIAMI' DAVID CARUSO."

(laughter)

JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU,WHO HERE THINKS

THAT DAVID CARUSO STRANGLESWHEN HE... ?

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BUT I NOT ONLY DO THESE THINGSON TV SHOWS

BUT ALSO DANCE COMPETITIONS.

ONE TIME,I WAS DOING CRAFT SERVICES

ON A DANCE COMPETITION,

AND THERE WAS THIS LITTLE MIDGETBREAK DANCING.

HE FINISHED HIS THING,AND HE GOT UP,

AND I CAME OVER,I GAVE HIM A BIG HUG.

I SAID, "HOLD ME CLOSE,YOU TINY, LITTLE DANCER."

(laughter)

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS,IS WHERE ELTON JOHN

GOT THE IDEA FOR THE SONG"BENNY AND THE JETS."

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