Live Challenge - Pierroplasty

  • Season 1 , Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 743

Nikki Glaser, Nate Bargatze and Dan Soder guess Pierre the Pelican's last words before going under the knife. (1:07)

THE NEW ORLEANS PELICANS

ANNOUNCED THAT THEIR HORRIFYING

MASCOT PIERRE WENT UNDER THE

KNIFE AFTER SUFFERING A BROKEN

BEAK.

EARLIER TODAY THE NEW ORLEANS

PELICANS TWEETED OUT THIS

PICTURE SHOWING THAT PIERRE IS

RECOVERING.

THEY CAN'T NOT MAKE HIM

HORRIFYING NO MATTER WHAT THEY

DO!

"HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S

VALENTINE'S DAY.

HERE'S AN ACTUAL HUMAN HEART.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY GOING?

DON'T TAKE MY FACE!"

I ASKED YOU GUYS TO WRITE

PIERRE'S FINAL WORDS BEFORE THE

ANESTHESIA KICKED IN.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WROTE.

DAN SODER?

>> Chris: ONE OF THEM SHOULD

HAVE BEEN A MASCOT.

>> YEAH, YEAH, THEY HAVE

WEIRD FACES.

>> Chris: NATE?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: WELL DONE.

NIKKI GLASER?

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, AND

SCATTERED GROANS)

>> SOMEONE BOOED YOU, I THINK.

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW WHY THE

CROWD WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT

THAT ONE.

>> IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY, TOO.

>> Chris: OH, THAT'S NICE.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNIFER!

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE

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