Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders - Uncensored

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 08/27/2013
  • Views: 39,233

Pinned down by Spanish forces in Cuba, Teddy Roosevelt takes matters into his own hands and fulfills his destiny. (2:21)

AND HIS 1,000 ROUGH RIDERSGO TO CUBA.

THE TRANSPORT SHIPISN'T BIG ENOUGH.

300 GUYS HAVE TO STAY BEHIND.

EVERY OTHER GUY HADTO LEAVE HIS HORSE BEHIND.

SO THESE GUYS LAND IN CUBA,

AND THEY GET AMBUSHED.

THEY'RE IN A VALLEYBETWEEN TWO HILLS

WHERE THE SPANISHHAVE THE UPPER HAND.

THEY'RE SITTING DUCKS.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT'S MENSTART TAKING FIRE.

HE LOSES OVER 200 OF HIS MENIN THIS 20 MINUTES.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT RIDES UPTO THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND

OF THE REGULAR ARMY,AND HE SAYS,

WE'RE GETTING OUR ASSES KICKEDRIGHT NOW.

THE ONLY WAYWE'RE GONNA SURVIVE

IS IF WE CHARGEUP THIS HILL.

AND THE SECOND-IN-COMMANDOF THE REGULAR ARMY SAYS,

THE COLONEL ISN'T HERETO MAKE THAT CALL.

I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

AND TEDDY ROOSEVELT SAYS,I AM A COLONEL.

IT'S MY CALL NOW.

HE RIDES,UNAFRAID OF BULLETS,

TO THE FRONT LINES.

HERE, TEDDY ROOSEVELTIS HERE.

HIS HISTORY AND HIS PEOPLEARE STANDING BEHIND HIM.

HE SAYS, I'M GONNA GO.

I'M GOING UP THIS HILL.

AND I'M GONNA--

AND I'M GONNA DEFEATTHESE SPANISH FORCES.

FOLLOW ME.

AND IF YOU TURN AROUND,I WILL SHOOT YOU.

SO TEDDY ROOSEVELTLED THIS CHARGE

AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE FOLLOWEDTEDDY ROOSEVELT UP THE HILL.

THEY BEAT BACKTHE SPANISH FORCES.

AND THE SPANISH FORCESRETREATED,

BUT TEDDY ROOSEVELTKEPT CHARGING,

AND WITHIN TWO WEEKS,SPAIN SURRENDERED.

WHEN HE WAS 11 YEARS OLD,TEDDY ROOSEVELT SAID,

IF I'M GONNA BE ANYTHING,

THE THING THAT I'M GONNA BEIS A BADASS.

AND THAT DAY, HE FULFILLEDTHAT PROMISE TO HIS YOUNG SELF,

AND HE BECAMEA [bleep] ROCK STAR.

[triumphant music]

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