I feel a little weird goingagainst the youngest opponent,
youngest roaster, because I'mprobably the oldest roaster.
If I start bombing, I think I'mjust gonna start hitting
on Todd really, really hard.
I was more worried about theaudience
than I was about the judges.
By the way, Todd's been makingfun of me my entire career.
I love the fact that you're inthe arena now, Todd,
this is the greatest.
I love the fact that you thinkthis is an arena.
They wanna see you get your ass(loud beep) ripped off,
and they wanna lick itafterwards.
Keith is such a disgustingsewer monster,
if he swallowed Drano he'd justcure his sleep apneea.
Todd Barry, if you're watchingthis,
I'd like to let you know I'vebeen (loud beep)
by a a lot of old Jewish dudesin my life
and I think it's finally timeto turn the tables.
if you win tonight I will beall right.
And if I win tonight I will bemore all right.