Jillian Belk Will Shop for You

  • Season 4 , Ep 3
  • 02/05/2014
  • Views: 6,270

Adam, Blake and Ders take Jillian on the campaign trail to get the edge over Montez in the election for break room manager. (2:11)

THAT'S WHY WE GOT YOULOOKING LIKE

THE PORN STARFROM NAILIN' PALIN.

- YOU LOOK GREAT.- HERE, FINAL TOUCH--

PUT THESE CHICKEN CUTLETSIN YOUR BOOB CUPS.

- GO AHEAD.- YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

- OH, YEAH, YOU KIDDING ME?

BIG TITTIES--THEY COMMAND RESPECT.

YEAH, YOU GOT TO HAVE AT LEASTTHOSE KAT DENNINGS UPSTAIRS

TO GET ANYWHEREIN THIS WORLD.

- OKAY?- YES.

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- UM, WHAT'S, UH,YOUR NAME AGAIN?

- GIL.- GIL.

OKAY, HIS NAME IS GIL.- OKAY.

- HE WORKS HERE.- HERE?

- YEAH.HOW ABOUT THAT?

- HEY, GIL.MY NAME IS GILLIAN BELK,

AND I WORK HERE TOO.NO, I'M SORRY--JILLIAN.

I'M JILLIAN BLECK.NOPE. BLELK.

BLOCKS.MY NAME'S BLING--

- DON'T--JUST START FROM THE TOP.

- UH...MY NAME'S LENNON.- JUST START OVER.

- I CAN'T.I'M GONNA THROW UP.

HI, BILL.MY NAME IS JILLIAN BELK.

AND I'LL SHOP FOR YOU.

THAT'S MY SLOGAN.I THOUGHT OF IT.

- JUST MAKE SURE YOU BUYLOTS OF FRUITY PEBBLES, OKAY?

THEY'RE BOMB-DOT-COM.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA NEEDTO TAKE THESE FOR TESTING.

MAKE SURE THERE'SNO RICIN.

MMM. NO, DON'T TASTEANY RICE IN IT,

BUT I'M GONNA KEEP THESE FORTESTING--IT'S A SECURITY THING.

- LET ME GET SOME OF THOSE, MAN.THEY'RE SO GOOD.

- THAT'S MY LUNCH,YOU TROLL!

- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

COME ON. COME ON.

- UGH!

- YOU SHOULD, LIKE, COME HANGOUT WITH US SOMETIME, MAN.

- YEAH, THAT'D BE COOL.

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IF I COULD PLEASE HAVEYOUR ATTENTION.

[whistles]UP HERE.

- HEY, I'M MONTEZ'S REAL DOCTOR.I SWEAR TO GOD.

I'VE SEEN HIS PENIS,

AND I'VE STUCK THIS FINGERUP HIS HEINIE.

ONE QUESTION--WHY WOULD MONTEZ WALKER NEED

TO EAT HEALTHYWHEN A GOOGLE SEARCH SHOWED

MONTEZ WALKER HAVINGZERO HEALTHY PROBLEMS?

SOUNDS TO ME LIKEHE'S A HEALTHY LIAR.

JILLIAN BELK ISA REAL COOL CHICA,

AND I VIBE WITH HER.

OH, I'M A DOCTOR,AND I-I'M A REAL DOCTOR,

AND I APPROVE OF THAT.

- AND I APPROVE OF THAT.

I'M JILLIAN BELK,AND I'LL SHOP FOR YOU.

THAT'S MY SLOGAN.- SHE MADE IT UP HERSELF.

- LET'S SHOW SOME RESPECT.WAYMAN!

CLAP.THERE WE GO.

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