Kurt Metzger - How the Economy Works

Kurt Metzger: White Precious Season 1, Ep 1 07/11/2014 Views: 7,343

Kurt Metzger explains his theory behind the recent economic collapse. (1:15)

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What do you think happenedto the economy?

Here's what I think happened.

I'm not smart,like I said,

but this is what I think.

Did you ever play Monopolywith your family

and been in chargeof the bank

and not stolen moneyfrom the bank?

Did anybody not?

Not 'cause you're evena bad person.

Just--you got a little behind

on Ventnor or whatever,you know.

You're a good person.

You were gonnaput the money back.

The second you passed "Go,"

you were gonna put it back.

Things just got out of hand.

Yeah, so that's howall of you

apparently would treatyour whole--

your family for...

To get some toy money,

that's what you would doto your own family.

So just now imagine

it's a real bankwith real money,

and you're playingagainst strangers

that you don't evengive a shit about.

How well do you thinkyou would do in that position,

seeing as how you would

step on your own mother'sthroat

for an orange $500 bill?

How well do you thinkyou'd do with, uh...


And that is howthe economy works.