Skunk Burrito

  • Season 4 , Ep 9
  • 03/19/2014
  • Views: 4,286

Adam and Blake sabotage the guys' new restaurant by serving a visiting food critic a burrito filled with roadkill meat. (3:10)

RINGING THE DINNER BELL.- HERE WE GO.

- RINGING THE DINNER BELL.

I'M JUST RINGINGTHE DINNER BELL.

- I WAS SAYINGWE GOTTA GET A BELL.

- DINNER IS...- YEAH. WE GOT TO GET ONE.

- SERVED.- IT IS OUR PLEASURE

TO SERVE TO YOUWHAT I WOULD ARGUE

MAY BE THE FINEST BURRITO

THIS LITTLE, PLUCKY SHOPHAS EVER WHIPPED UP.

- MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM.BON APPE-TEACH.

- OKAY.THANKS, GUYS.

- YOU GOT IT.- THEY'RE GOOD BOYS.

- SO IT'S GONNA BEABOUT 1.2 POUNDS...

- MM-HMM.- SEVEN CHIPS.

IT'S A CLASSIC COMBO.

- IT'S A GOOD WEIGHT.

UH, WAIT.HANG ON A SECOND.

UM, YEAH.THIS THING'S COLD.

THIS THING'S ICE COLD, GUYS.

YOU'RE GONNA WANT ITPIPING HOT.

THEY'RE REALLY GOODWHEN THEY'RE HOT--

- PFFT.I'LL TAKE IT, MAN.

- WAIT. IT'S--- I'LL TAKE IT.

- IT'S COLD, THOUGH.- WHAT IS THIS--

BEEF OR ASADA?- I DON'T KNOW.

- WE JUST ADDED BEEFTO OUR MENU.

AH, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

OH, THAT'S BEEF.- OH, YEAH?

- THAT WAS BEEF.YEAH. I LOVE THE BEEF ONE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.[chuckles]

- [laughs]- DRIPPING A LITTLE BIT.

- HEY, GUYS,IF WE COULD JUST GET

ONE MORE CLASSIC BURRITOOUT HERE FOR MR. DARNELL,

THAT'D BE GREAT.

- COMING RIGHT UP, BOSS!

- YEAH, GET--HOLD THAT UP.HOLD THAT UP.

SCRAPE THE MAGGOTS.- OH, YEAH.

- YOU'RE GONNA DIG--THISIS SOLID STUFF RIGHT HERE.

- [spits]- HERE, LET ME GET--

LET ME GET SOME B-HOLE HAIRS.

- [laughs]NICE. OOH, OOH.

GOOD CALL.- OOH! OOH! OH!

- OOH.- OH, HOLY MOLY.

- EW.- ALL RIGHT.

- [laughs]- SPRINKLE, SPRINKLE.

- WHAT'S THE RED SAUCE?- MMM.

- I CANNOT WAITFOR YOU TO TRY THIS.

- AND THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

ONE JUICY 'RITO.- VERY HOT--

VERY PIPING HOT.YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY.

- ALL RIGHT, AND IT'S CLASSIC?- IT'S SO CLASSIC, ANDERS.

- OH, YEAH, I'D CALL IT

AN INSTANT CLASSIC, FOR SURE.- MM-HMM.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNAFORGET THIS ONE.

- MM-HMM.- MMM.

- YEAH.[both purr]

- [laughs]- YUM.

- OH!- SO CLASSIC.

- THERE IT IS.- OH, OKAY!

OKAY, I THINKWE ALL SAW THE STEAM

SHOOT OUT OF THAT ONE--TOO HOT.

- I REALLY DON'T MIND.- NO, LET THE MAN EAT.

- LET'S JUST GET HIMANOTHER ONE.

- WHY AREN'T YOU EATING IT?DO YOU NOT LIKE THE FOOD HERE?

- I LOVE THE FOOD HERE.IT'S REALLY GOOD.

I JUST--I DON'T NEED TO EAT IT.

WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT?- I DON'T LIKE THE FOOD HERE.

- HE DOES NOT MEAN THAT.- THE FOOD HERE IS--IT'S GOOD.

IT--IT'S GOOD.SEE?

- MM.IT'S PINK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT PARTTHAT WAS, BUT...

- OOH.- MMM.

- THAT'S NOT GUACAMOLE.

both: MMM.- MM-HMM.

- MAGGOTS, ANDERS.

YOU'RE EATING MAGGOTS.

- THIS IS SO GOOD.

- WHY DON'T WE GETONE MORE BURRITO

FOR DREW DARNELL, THE MAN THATCOULD PUT BEST BUDS ON THE MAP?

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

- THAT WOULD BE AWESOME,

'CAUSE THIS ONEIS FREAKIN' BOMB.

- THE THING ABOUT THESE BURRITOSTHAT I LOVE

IS THAT YOU NEED ONE BITE,AND YOU'RE FULL.

- BOOM SHAKALAKA!

- MMM.DIG IN.

- YEAH, THE WHOLE TABLE

CAN ENJOY THAT ONE.- MM-HMM.

- SO WE'RE DONE HERE, RIGHT?

- YEAH.- SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BITE?

- SURE.- AH!

WHAT THE HELL?

- WAIT. IS THERE SKUNKIN THIS BURRITO?

- YES!- IS THERE SKUNK

IN THIS BURRITO?

- YEAH, KARL, THERE IS SKUNKIN THE BURRITO,

BECAUSE YOU TWO WERE ACTINGLIKE ASS[bleep], ALL RIGHT?

THIS WAS SUPPOSEDTO BE OUR DREAM, MAN.

WE QUIT OUR JOBS FOR THIS.NOW LOOK AT IT.

THIS PLACE SUCKS.

I HATE WORKING HERE.- YEAH.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BEALL ABOUT WEED, BURRITOS...

THAT WAS IT.JUST TWO DREAMS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU DUDES ARE RIGHT.

I WAS REALLY ACTINGLIKE THIS NUT SACK TOO MUCH.

- THANK GOD YOU REALIZE THAT.

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