Rebecca Corry - Being Single

  • Season 13 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 9,286

Rebecca's married friends think she's in clear heels and a tube top every night. (1:11)

THAT I AM SINGLE --

UGH! --AND I'M OKAY WITH IT.

UM, IT'S JUST THAT MY FRIENDS,THEY ALL HAVE KIDS, YOU KNOW.

I'M IN MY EARLY, LIKE, 30s,

AND MY FRIENDS ALL HAVE KIDSAND EVERYTHING.

AND THEY THINK SINGLE LIFEIS JUST SO UNBELIEVABLE,

LIKE EVERY NIGHT, I'M INCLEAR HEELS WITH A TUBE TOP ON

AND GLITTER ON MY FACE,JUST LIKE...

[ IMITATES TECHNO BEAT ]

THAT IS NOT WHAT IT'S LIKE,YOU GUYS.

IF I HAVE NOT CRIED MYSELFTO SLEEP BY 9:00,

IT'S BECAUSE I'M UPHAVING A PANIC ATTACK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M GLAD YOU THINKTHAT'S FUNNY, SIR.

BECAUSE I'M SINGLE, I'M THE GIRLTHAT GETS INVITED TO THINGS,

AND I GOT INVITEDTO A BABY SHOWER.

BABY SHOWERS ARE RIDICULOUS.

YOU HAD UNPROTECTED SEX,AND NOW I GOT TO BUY YOU A GIFT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

I MEAN...

[ APPLAUSE ]

I'VE BEEN HAVING UNPROTECTED SEXMY ENTIRE LIFE, YOU GUYS.

THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER GOTTENWAS HURT FEELINGS.

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