A little bit about me.
Uh, my parents are divorced.
Um, I'm just kidding. I'm black.They were never married.
Let's not kid ourselves.
I'm from a little city you mighthave heard of called Compton,
back in California.
You heard of Compton?Yeah.
It's a great city.Great this time of year.
Uh, you guys shouldgo sometimes, as a group.
There's safety in numbers.
Uh, the streetI grew up on
there were bullet holesin our stop signs.
You ever get to a stop signwith bullet holes in it,
that means go.
Like, being my size,like 6'7", 250 pounds,
like, walking down the street,it terrifies people.
Like, it's basically likeyou're a black ambulance.
People just get outof the way.
No, no, no, please.You go ahead of me.
Please. You go ahead of me.
Like, I was walking homeone day from work,
and there was a womanin front of me.
And it was-- It was dark.It was, like, 10:00 at night.
And she kept doingthe over-the-shoulder check
to see how closeI was getting to her.
And I was close enoughwhere she could hear me talk.
And I said, "It's okay,I'm not going to hurt you."
Which, if you've everseen Law & Order,
or any moviewhere someone gets murdered,
that's exactlywhat you say
before you murder them.
So I stabbed herand took her purse.
It's the natural thingto do.