Jimmy Pardo - Haircut Woes

  • Season 6 , Ep 11
  • 06/30/2002
  • Views: 3,092

Jimmy's clipper makes a noise it shouldn't make. (2:55)

I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS A LITTLE

TRIM UP RIGHT THROUGH HERE.

THAT'S RIGHT NEW YORK.

SO, I PUT THE NUMBER-FOUR

ATTACHMENT ON THERE.

AND I DON'T MEAN TO THROW

THE LINGO AT YOU BUT READ THE

INSTRUCTIONS.

PUT THE NUMBER FOUR ON THERE,

"HERE WE GO!

DADDY'S IN TOWN!"

ZZZZZZZ...

(LAUGHTER)

ZZZZZZ...

OFF THE COLLAR, TIGHT,

LOOKS GORGEOUS.

YEAH.

EXCEPT NOW, I GOT THIS MR. T,

FONZIE FRICKING POMPADOUR

THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD.

YEP.

MILITARY THROUGH HERE...

BOWSER FROM SHA-NA-NA

THROUGH HERE.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

GREASE FOR PEACE.

SO, I NOW NEED TO EVEN THIS UP.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU

FINE FOLKS, THAT BRAVED

THE NASTY WEATHER AND CAME OUT

ON A NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT.

THIS IS WHERE BEAUTICIANS MAKE

THEIR MONEY.

(LAUGHTER)

CORKY FROM LIFE GOES ON COULD

CUT THIS PART OF HIS HEAD.

(LAUGHTER)

WHO MOANS THAT "AH,

THAT'S OFFENSIVE."

"HE WAS A GOOD ACTOR."

OKAY.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S COMING ALIVE A LITTLE BIT

NOW OVER HERE.

FINALLY, WE'RE MAKING FUN--

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS WHERE THE SALONIST SEES

THE DOLLAR SIGNS.

THAT SAID, THIS IS THE NOISE

THE CLIPPER MADE AS I ATTEMPTED

TO CUT THE TOP OF MY HAIR.

BZZZZZZ...

A CHUNK OF HAIR CAME OUT OF

MY HAIR SO BIG, THAT IT LANDED

ON THE GROUND, I THOUGHT IT WAS

A DAMN GERBIL.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

I MEAN, I KNEW IT WAS MY HAIR

BUT I STILL WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE

HELL IS THAT?!"

(LAUGHTER)

I WAS SETTING UP TRAPS.

I CALLED AN EXTERMINATOR.

I APPARENTLY DID SOME MC HAMMER

DANCE FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

I'M NOT KIDDING YOU GUYS, THREE

WEEKS AGO I HAD THIS BIG CRAZY,

DWAYNE FROM WHAT'S HAPPENING

HEAD OF HAIR.

I CUT A HOLE SO DEEP, I COULD

PUT A BEER BOTTLE IN IT USE

MY HEAD AS A COZY.

THAT'S HOW BIG THIS HOLE WAS.

YEAH, WHO NEEDS ONE, "HEY, HEY,

HEY."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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