#HashtagWars - #MakeABookAmerican

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Josie Long, John Hodgman and Eugene Mirman put an all-American twist on famous book titles. (1:53)

And now it is timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheers and applause)

This coming Saturdaywill be the 228th anniversary

of The Power of Sympathy, or the Triumph of Nature,

the first American novel

with the firsttwo American book titles,

'cause some indecisive,savvy, addled writer

couldn't get his (bleep)together. This was

the first step in America's lovefor the written word,

especially when those words areon a dollar menu, so in honor of

The Power of Sympathy,

or The Triumph of Idiotic Names legacy,

tonight's hashtag is#MakeABookAmerican.

Examples might beGuns, Germs and Guns,

-or Waffle House Five.-(laughter)

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock and begin! Mirman.

A Brief History of Hammer Time.

-HARDWICK: Points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

Fahrenheit 451:Suck It, Celsius.

-HARDWICK: Yes, points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

-Josie Long.-It would be,

Fahrenheit 420:Smoke Weed Every Day.

-HARDWICK: Yeah, yeah. Points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

-Very good. Mirman.-Eat, Pray.

-That's it. -Points.-(laughter, applause)

-Hodgman.-Make Narnia Great Again.

-HARDWICK: Yes. Points.-(laughter)

Mirman.

-Scott Baiowolf. -Points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

-Hodgman. -William Faulkner'sThe Fast and the Fury.

-(laughter)-Yes Points. Josie Long.

As I Lay Dyingof a Treatable Disease

Because Trump StoleMy Healthcare.

-All right, points.-(laughter, applause & cheering)

Eugene Mirman.

Are You There, The Rock?It's Me, Margaret.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Josie. -Jane Heir to the Applebee's Fortune.

-Yes, points. Very good.-(laughter) -Thank you.

Very good.

-Hodgman. -Anna Karenina Kardashian.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Josie.-It'd be like...

(Bronx accent): No, U Lysses!

-Yes, points. Very good.Very good. -(laughter)