Better Book Titles.Better Book Titles.
Today's the last dayof National Novel Writing Month,
also called NaNoWriMo
or Monthof Complete Self-Delusion.
Uh, and whileevery year, thousands...
I-I tried to do ita couple years in a row.
I got to day three. I'm like,"I f... I got nothing."
Uh, thousands of aspiringartists cram into coffee shops
determined to writethe next great American novel,
uh, but, like,with vampires, you guys.
Uh, now, most peoplenever finish anything,
because spoiler alert:writing is really hard.
So instead of writing a wholebook, we're taking a page
from Better Book Titles
and just stickingto the names, you guys.
I'm gonna show you a famous book
and I want you to tell mea better title for it.
All right?First up, To Kill a Mockingbird.
-Michael Ian Black. -The Book Before She Got Dementia
-and Her Caretaker Abused Her. -All right, points. -Oh...
(laughter, groaning,scattered applause)
-Oh...-You know something, guys?
If you're not comfortable withthat, maybe you should've done
something to stop it!
-Sorry about that, Mike.-No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for them.
Next up, The Hunger Games. The Hunger Games.
Michael Ian Black.
Trump's America, the Prequel.
-Ooh.-(cheering and applause)
"Listen, may the odds be everin your favor, okay?
Uh, next up, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul. Janeane.
(cheering and applause)
Last one, Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones, Matt Goldich.
Nerds R.R. Coming.