It's hard living in LAbecause it's hard
for me to find
what I'm looking for, you know.
Like everything is plasticout there.
They got fake ass, fake breasts,fake hair, fake lips.
You'd be like you're having sex
with Mr. Potato Head out there,man.
I hate, I hate breast implants.
I hate that.
Like, give me the real thing,man.
Don't you hate that?
'Cause it take away the funof the titty,
you know what I'm saying?
When a woman lay downon her back,
her breasts are supposedto fall onto her armpits.
That's the titty with alittle history to it, you know?
Fall to the armpit,get a little deodorant on it.
You suck it,your tongue gets dry.
What the hell is that, Degree?
I hate that.
I take, I take the small, saggybreasts over implants.
You ever see small,saggy breasts, like
this so messed up.
Like, how did thishappen to you?
Yeah, ever see that, sir?Small and saggy?
Like they got two coin purseson the chest.
You put money in her bra.
She put money in the titty.
Like I was saying before,you know,
I like natural women, no breastimplants, none of that stuff.
Like, weaveis definitely a no-no.
It's a no-no.
I know white and black womenwearing weaves.
You know, weave is...
You're lying. It's a lie.
You're trying to fool me.
What if I had dick weave?
You wouldn't like that.
I be using the same excuseas y'all use.
Like, nah, nah, nah, nah.
My dick is the same limp.
I just add this for thickness.
Nah, nah, nah,this is human dick.
They're kidding with that.
"This is human hair."
Yeah, I know,different kind of human.
You got Indian hairand Nigerian sideburns.
My woman has to have ass.That is a necessity right there.
Black men love that donkey.
We love that ass.
Only thing a black man lovesmore than a woman with ass?
Is a white woman with ass.
Oh, my God.
Where do these come from?
When a black man walk inwith a white woman with ass,
other black men look at him
like he got on a pair ofsneakers he never seen before.
(laughter and applause)
"Where'd you get them from?"
"Ah, these ain't even out yet."