David Ageykum - Butt Grab

New York Comedy Festival Season 1, Ep 0101 01/11/2011 Views: 4,183

David Ageykum feels special when a man grabs his butt and winks at him. (1:55)

-I have a friend whowas born on Christmas.

And he goes aroundtelling everyone

that that's the reasonwhy he is so gifted.

But he's also adopted.

So in reality, he is re-gifted.

I was reading thisbook about parenting,

and it said that youshould start disciplining

your children asearly as possible.

So I punched myselfin the balls.

Then, for the firsttime, I got to say,

this is going tohurt me a lot more

than it's going to hurt you.

Losing my virginity wasa lot like the Holocaust.

It never happened.

I went to this gay barcalled Woody's to be

supportive of agay friend of mine.

And while I was there,a man grabbed my butt

and winked at me.

I was little weirdedout at first,

but then, I started tofeel kind of special.

No one's ever grabbed mybutt like that before.

But then, a fewmoments later, I saw

the same man grabanother guy's butt.

I was devastated.

I'm not gay.

I didn't want to be with him.

I just didn't want himto be with anybody else.