Jimmy Dore - Tattoos

  • Season 8 , Ep 20
  • 04/08/2004
  • Views: 2,145

Certainly the danger is gone once librarians are sporting tattoos. (1:19)

AND I DON'T KNOW, THE WORLD'S

CHANGIN'.

I REMEMBER A TIME YOU USED TO

HAVE TO BE A MOTORCYCLE GANG

MEMBER OR A FELON TO GET A

TATTOO.

NOW EVERYONE GETS TATTOOS,

IT KINDA TAKES THE FUN OUT OF

IT.

CERTAINLY THE DANGER IS GONE

WHEN LIBRARIANS ARE SPORTIN'

TATS.

[LAUGHTER]

NOT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN A

LIBRARIAN WITH A TATTOO,

BUT I'M SURE SOMEWHERE THERE'S

GOTTA BE A COUPLE.

LIKE WHAT KIND OF A TATTOO

WOULD A LIBRARIAN GET,

YOU THINK, YOU KNOW?

"BOOKS KICK ASS."

[LAUGHTER]

"SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP AND READ."

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

AND I DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE

AN OLD MAN.

"OH, THE KIDS TODAY WITH THE

HAIR AND THE CLOTHES."

BUT I DON'T REALLY LIKE WHEN

WOMEN GET TATTOOS, IT DOES NOT

TURN ME ON--

I MEAN, IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER,

HOLY CRAP.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT WHY IS THIS SUCH A POPULAR

SPOT?

YOU EVER NOTICE?

LIKE HAVE TO GET TOP OF THE

BUTT, GOES ALL THE WAY ACROSS.

CAN I JUST SAY THIS TO THOSE

WOMEN?

THE FEMALE ASS NEEDS NO DRESSING

UP.

[LAUGHTER]

IF I'M BACK THERE, I'M HAPPY.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOUR ASS IS PERFECT THE WAY GOD

MADE IT!

YOU DON'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER

ON A ROLLS ROYCE.

LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE ALREADY!

[LAUGHTER]

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