Samsung is officiallydiscontinuing
their Galaxy Note 7 smartphone
'cause they've been randomlybursting into flames,
like grandma falling asleepwith a cigarette in her mouth.
-(laughter)-Let it go. She's gone.
Combine a Samsung...combine a Samsung
with a hoverboardand discount vape pen,
and you've got a great ensemble
for that hip,tech-savvy millennial
-who loves being on fireall the time. -(laughter)
But there are some brilliant Grand Theft Auto modders
who have added the Galaxyto the game's weapon store.
-Take a look.-(laughter)
(applause and cheering)
I mean, sure, you know,it looks dangerous,
but at leastit has a headphone jack!
No, I have not been madabout this for too long!
You haven't been madabout it long enough!
I mean, yeah,I have iPhone 7 Plus,
and the pictures are amazing,particularly in low light,
but I just want headphones,
which is why God put two holesin a phone!
It's headphone jack,not headphone and Steve!
-(laughter)-Comedians, uh, this looks...
-What just happened?Comedians... -(laughter)
This looks really badfor Samsung,
but they are the world'sbiggest smartphone maker.
So, can they come backfrom this scandal?
-Ron Funches. -Oh, yeah.They'll be just fine.
-(laughter) -Like,I don't know if you noticed,
but this entire yearhas been a Dumpster fire, so...
HARDWICK:Yeah, that's true.
-(laughter)-That's true. Yeah, points.
Uh, Al Jackson.
Dude, they got to spin it, man.Samsung's got to be like,
"Look, this only happensto our phone
if you like your own statuseson social media."
-Yeah, that's a great idea.-(laughter, applause)
-Points. Bobby Lee. -Of course,they're gonna survive.
They're Korean like I am,and we created "Gangnam Style."
-HARDWICK: All right, points.Points. -(applause and cheering)