Daniel Tosh - Winning an Oscar

Valentine, Bamford, Tosh, Robinson Season 3, Ep 0302 12/07/1999 Views: 84,035

You never see anyone win an Oscar who doesn't have an aisle seat. (1:37)

"ANYBODY WHO EVER WINS AN OSCARAT THE ACADEMY AWARDS

AND THEIR STUPIDACCEPTANCE SPEECH."

OH, MY GOODNESS,I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WON.

I'M SO NERVOUS.

I'D LIKE TO START OFF

BY THANKING GODFOR MAKING THIS ALL POSSIBLE.

AND I'D LIKETO THANK MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

FOR STANDING BY MEFOR ALL THOSE YEARS.

THANKS, HONEY. WE DID IT.

AND... MY TIME'S GOING?

OH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I WON.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,YOU CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON?

YOU HAD AN AISLE SEAT.

GOD... IT'S...

I MEAN, NOBODY'S EVERSEEN THIS AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

THIS YEAR, THE WINNER IS...

IT'S DANIEL TOSH.

OH, THAT'S ME!

I WON!

MY TIME'S ALREADY UP?

I WAS IN THE BACK.

LET ME JUST DO MY LITTLE SPEECH.

I'D LIKE TO START OFF

BY THANKING L. RON HUBBARDFOR MAKING THIS ALL POSSIBLE.

I'D LIKE TO THANKMY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

FOR STANDING BY MEFOR ALL THOSE YEARS.

I'D LIKE TO THANK MY GIRLFRIEND

FOR KEEPING EVERYTHINGON DOWNLOAD.

I'D LIKE TO SEND A SHOUT OUTTO TAMIKA, RASHONDA, ROCHELLE

MICHELLE, TO AMY...