Trunk

  • Season 5 , Ep 7
  • 02/27/2008
  • Views: 32,630

A hypothetical criminal role-plays with Wiegel and Williams. (2:07)

OH, THANK THE LORD, OK.

Williams: HEY, BABY,WHAT'S GOING ON?

BRAVO, THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR COMING.

SO, HERE'S WHAT I WANT

TO MAKE SUREYOU ALL UNDERSTAND

RIGHT NOW,RIGHT OFF THE TOP.

I CALLED YOUTO REPORT A CRIME

THAT I DON'T HAVENOTHING TO DO WITH, OK.

WELL, THIS IS A FIRST.

I'M NOTINVOLVED IN THE CRIME,

I DIDN'TPERPETRATE THE CRIME,

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, OK?

CAN WE GET TO THE CRIME?

YES, MA'AM, YES!

I WAS MINDING MY--I WAS WALKING DOWNTHE STREET, OK,

AND I WAS INDEED--

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE,I'M A VAGABOND A BIT,

I'M A LITTLE BITOF A VAGABOND

I WASLOOKING FOR SHELTER.

I FOUND THIS VEHICLE.

THE WINDOW WAS OPEN,AND I CLIMBED IN.

I CLIMBED INTO THE CAR.

OK, SO, YOU CALLED USTO TELL US THAT YOU CLIMBEDINTO A CAR?

YES, AND ILOOKED IN THE TRUNK,

AND THERE'S SOMETHINGIN THE TRUNK

THAT I THINK MAY BEOF INTEREST TO YOU.

SO, I MADE SURE THATI CALLED IMMEDIATELY.

OK...WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK?

IT'S--THERE'S A HEAD.THERE'S A HEADIN THE TRUNK.

THERE'S A HEAD.

23-YEAR-OLD MALE HEAD.

HYPOTHETICALLY, IF IHAD SEVERED THE HEAD--

YEAH, LET'S GET TO THAT.IF I HAD DONE IT,

OK...OK.

THEN...

WHAT WOULDTHE REPERCUSSIONS BE?

HYPOTHETICALLY?

JUST HYPOTHETICALLYSPEAKING--

IF YOU HAD DONE IT?LET'S SAY--

LET'S SAY I WAS NOT ME.

LET'S SAY I WASA DIFFERENT PERSON.

LET'S DO--LET'S PLAY ROLE PLAY.

YOU BE YOU.

WE GONNA BE US, OK?

OK, I'LL BE ME.

WE WOULD BE LIKE, "HOLD UP."

STOP, FREEZE, STOPIN THE NAME OF THE LAW.

DON'T MOVE.GET THAT GUN OUT MY WAY.

FREEZE!I'M FREEZING!

I'M CRAZY!

AND THEN WE WOULD GO"BOOM, BOOM, BOOM."

THERE'S A HEADIN THAT TRUNK,

OH, LORD, THERE'S A HEAD--

OH, I'M BLEEDING,I'M BLEEDING--

I HATE YOU, JEROME,WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME?

OK, YOU JUSTSAID JEROME, STOP.

WE'RE NOTROLE-PLAYING ANYMORE,

WE'RE PLAYING REAL LIFE.

WHY DID YOU SAY JEROME?

THAT'S MY COUSIN'S NAME,

IT JUST COMETO ME RIGHT NOW.

IS YOUR COUSINLIVING OR IS HE DEAD?

IS YOUR COUSIN LIVING OR IS HE DEAD?

HE IS ALIVE,HE IS ALIVEWITH THE LORD.

ALIVE WITH THE LORD.

GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR.

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING,

YOUR ABOUT TO GET YOUR SALAD[BLEEP] IN PRISON.

OH, OK, WELL, THANK GODIT'S HYPOTHETICAL. OK.

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