Jimmy Dore - JFK Joke

  • Season 8 , Ep 20
  • 04/08/2004
  • Views: 2,169

The crowd is still a little too sensitive for a joke about John F. Kennedy. (1:05)

Jimmy Dore: BUT MY MOM WAS

TYPICAL MOM, RIGHT?

SHE HATED THE MUSIC WE LISTENED

TO, WHICH MAKES IT MORE FUN.

SHE WOULD GO, "YOU KNOW, ALL

THEY DO IS TALK ABOUT SEX IN

YOUR MUSIC.

SEX, SEX, SEX.

THERE'S A LOT MORE TO LIFE THAN

SEX, JIMMY.

SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA FIND THAT

OUT."

"MOM, YOU HAD 12 KIDS.

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE PERSON."

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

NOT GONNA TAKE DRIVIN' TIPS FROM

TED KENNEDY, ARE YA?

I DON'T THINK SO.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, YOU THINK JOHN F. KENNEDY

EVER SAID, "MAN, I NEED ANOTHER

PARADE LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN MY

HEAD," SERIOUSLY?

[GROANING]

NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, STILL TOO SOON.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S MY BAD.

I WAITED THE STANDARD 40 YEARS,

BUT APPARENTLY I CROSSED THE

LINE.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THEY TOLD ME BEFORE I CAME OUT,

HE SAID, "JIM, CROWD'S A LITTLE

SENSITIVE TONIGHT.

BETTER NOT DO THAT KENNEDY JOKE.

TALK ABOUT LINCOLN, THEY'VE HAD

MORE TIME WITH THAT ONE."

[LAUGHTER]

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