Joe Pera - Internships & Sex Moves

Non-Stop Dance Party Season 2, Ep 10 11/07/2014 Views: 10,548

Joe Pera explains why interns are similar to foster children and reveals the mechanics of his favorite sex move. (1:55)

YOU ALWAYS KNOW IT'S GOINGTO BE A REAL WILD SHOW

WHEN YOU'RE INTRODUCEDAS A "MOTHER[bleep]."

LAST SUMMER...

I WAS EMPLOYED AS AN INTERN.

AND I LEARNEDTHAT BEING AN INTERN

IS A LOT LIKEBEING A FOSTER CHILD...

BECAUSE THEY CAREABOUT YOUR DEVELOPMENT...

BUT NOT REALLY.

ON MY LAST DAY OF WORK,

MY BOSS WAS NICE ENOUGHTO TAKE ME OUT FOR LUNCH.

LOOKINGAT THE MENU PRICES, THOUGH,

ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT

WERE FOUR MONTHSOF UNPAID LABOR.

WOULD I LIKE AVOCADOON MY SALAD

FOR AN ADDITIONAL DOLLAR?

YEAH.

[laughter]

MY--MY SEX MOVE OF CHOICE

IS CALLED THE "MAPLE SYRUP."

IT'S WHEN,AFTER MAKING LOVE TO A GIRL,

YOU LET HER FALLPEACEFULLY ASLEEP...

AND YOU LEAVE.

[laughter]

YOU GO OUTSIDE TO THE WOODSBEHIND YOUR HOUSE,

AND YOU GATHERTHE BUCKETS OF MAPLE SAP

THAT'S BEEN COLLECTINGFROM THE TREES.

YOU THEN BRING IT INSIDE

AND BOIL IT DOWN ON THE STOVE,

EXTRACTING THE HARD SUGARS.

THEN THE NEXT MORNING

YOU SERVE IT TO HEROVER A HOT STACK

OF BUTTERMILK PANCAKES.

IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT...

IT'S WORTH IT.