Donald Glover - Can't Say It

  • Season 14 , Ep 9
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 176,087

It would be strange if President Obama started using the N-word at press conferences. (1:51)

I WASN'T ALLOWED.

I DIDN'T START SAYING ITUNTIL LIKE 11th GRADE, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHEN I DECIDEDTO SAY THE "N" WORD,

AND BY THEN, YOU MISSYOUR "N" WORD MOTOR SKILLS.

YOU CAN'T SAY IT RIGHT.

LIKE, I WOULD WALK DOWN THE HALL

AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE,"HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?"

I'M LIKE,"HEY, WHAT'S UP [BLEEP]"

AND THEY BE LIKE, "AAH, AAH.I KNOW YOU'RE BLACK, BUT, MNH."

OH, IT'S THAT HARD 'R', MAN.

YOU KNOW?

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T SAYTHE "N" WORD.

SOME BLACK PEOPLE CANNOT SAY IT.IT'S TRUE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE SEALSAYING THE "N" WORD?

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, RIGHT?

YOU CAN'T HAVE SEALAT THE GRAMMYS TALKING ABOUT...

♪ [BLEEP] ARE EVERYWHERE

♪ [BLEEP] CUT UP MY FACE

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

NO.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.

YOU CAN'T HAVE, LIKE,OBAMA UP THERE JUST TALKING

AND JUST, LIKE,GIVING A PRESS CONFERENCE

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

AND JUST HAVE IT TURN INTODEF COMEDY JAM OR SOMETHING.

HE'S LIKE, [ As Barack Obama ]"AS WE STAND HERE TODAY..."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"...THERE ARE STILLSOME AMERICANS

WHO DON'T BELIEVE I HAVETHEIR BEST INTEREST AT HEART."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"AND I'D LIKE TO PUTTHOSE FEARS TO REST TODAY.

"BUT BEFORE I DO THAT...

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUTHOW [BLEEP] BE TRIPPIN'."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"'CAUSE THEY DO."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"THEY BE TRIPPIN'.

"[BLEEP] BE TRIPPIN' --

"ESPECIALLY WHEN BITCHESBE AROUND.

"BECAUSE BITCHES BE WANTIN' TOGO TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

"AND THEY BE GETTIN'THEIR CHEESECAKE

"WITH BLUEBERRIES,STRAWBERRIES, AND CARAMELS.

AND I BE LIKE, 'BITCH,THAT IS EXPENSIVE.'"

[ LAUGHTER ]

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