Dina Pearlman - American Movie Classics

  • Season 4 , Ep 0406
  • 12/24/2000
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Say kids, what do you say we go for a night out on the town? (2:47)

>> DINA: HOW YOU DOING,

EVERYBODY?

(AUDIENCE YELLING)

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT

ABOUT MYSELF.

I THINK I HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF MY

APARTMENT BUILDING BECAUSE ONE

OF THE OTHER TENANTS IS REALLY

GETTING ON MY NERVES.

I THINK HE MIGHT BE ISRAELI.

I'M NOT SURE.

HIS NAME IS...

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

NOW, UM, YOU KNOW, THE THING

THAT HE DOES THAT'S BEEN DRIVING

ME CRAZY IS EVERY TIME HE SEES

ME LEAVE THE BUILDING OR ENTER

THE BUILDING, HE STANDS THERE,

LEANING AGAINST HIS CAR GOING,

"LOOK WHO IS HERE, HUH?

IT IS DINA, BEAUTIFUL DINA.

AH, YOU WEARING A SKIRT.

I GET TO SEE YOUR LEGS."

FIRST OF ALL, WHAT IS HE

STIMULATING HERE?

I NEVER DATED THIS GUY, BUT I

WAS VERY TEMPTED BECAUSE FOR

MANY YEARS I WAS VERY LONELY,

YOU KNOW.

I DATED A LOT OF VERY

INAPPROPRIATE MEN, MEN WHO WERE

MUCH TOO OLD FOR ME, YOU KNOW,

LIKE CELINE DION'S HUSBAND--

OLD, YOU KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES HE LOOK

LIKE A SNOWMAN?

(LAUGHTER)

AND, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT

WOULD BE SO EASY TO MEET GUYS

WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE,

BECAUSE IT WAS VERY EASY TO MEET

GUYS IN COLLEGE.

I MEAN, THIS WAS REALLY ALL YOU

HAD TO DO TO MEET SOME GUY IN

COLLEGE.

"OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

I AM SO WASTED!"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT WAS IT.

THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK.

BUT, ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO HOME

AND I'M GONNA PUT ON THE

AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS BECAUSE,

UH, I'M FASCINATED WITH THE WAY

PEOPLE SPOKE ON THE 1940s.

VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY WE

SPEAK TODAY, YOU KNOW?

LIKE TODAY YOU'D SAY SOMETHING

LIKE, "LET'S GO TO A COMEDY

SHOW."

BUT BACK THEN YOU WOULDN'T DO

THAT.

YOU'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"SAY, KIDS.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OUT FOR A

NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN?"

YOU SEE?

A WHOLE DIFFERENT WAY OF

SPEAKING.

OR, LIKE, IF YOU WERE GONNA

FLIRT WITH A GUY, YOU WOULDN'T

JUST WALK UP TO SOME GUY AND BE

LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?"

I'VE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME.

UM, YOU'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"HOW DO YOU DO, BOYS?

MY NAME IS POLLY MALLOY.

WELL, GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

I LIKE A RIDE IN AN AUTOMOBILE

AND A SARSAPARILLA SODA JUST

FINE."

(LAUGHTER)

AND GUYS REALLY DUG THAT,

YOU KNOW?

OR LIKE--

I-- I USED TO MYSELF, LIKE WHEN

I GET ANNOYED WITH MY HUSBAND.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T JUST STAND

THERE, YOU KNOW, "WHY DIDN'T YOU

COME HOME WHEN YOU SAID--"

YOU KNOW, I'LL SAY SOMETHING

LIKE, "NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,

MR. MAN-ABOUT-TOWN,

MR. JOHNNY-COME-LATELY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT

IT IS YOU'RE TRYING TO PROVE,

BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL TELL

YOU THIS, BIG FELLA.

I DON'T LIKE IT."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NICE CROWD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

♪ (BAND PLAYING)

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