Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice

  • Season 10 , Ep 9
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 5,984

The older you are, the worse your advice. (1:06)

BUT THE OLDER PERSON,THE WORSE THE ADVICE IS.

LIKE MY GRANDMA AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE, "DIP THE NIPPLE IN LIQUOR

- BEFORE YOU FEED THE BABY."- [LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

WHY ARE OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYINGTO GET LIQUOR INTO CHILDREN?

WHY IS THAT HAPPENING?THEY'RE LIKE, "GIVE IT ALITTLE BABY BLACK-OUT.

THAT WAY IT'S QUIET WHEN I WATCH THE PRICE IS RIGHT, YEAH."

IF YOU LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT,YOU'RE EITHER 90 OR A POTHEAD.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- YEAH. I RESPECT BOTH.

YOU EVER WATCH SOMEBODYFOLLOW BAD ADVICE?

YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOUSHOULD INTERVENE, RIGHT?

IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, BUT KIND OFWEIRD AT THE SAME TIME.

ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS LIKE "I'M PUTTING MY SON

IN SPORTS IMMEDIATELY." I WAS LIKE, "WHY?" SHE GOES,

"BECAUSE ATHLETICS BUILDS SELF-CONFIDENCE, THAT'S WHY."

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IF HE'S ATHLETIC."

DON'T YOU SEE THE HUGE HOLEIN THAT THEORY?

I'VE NEVER ONCEHEARD A PARENT BE LIKE,"BILLY HAD NO CONFIDENCE

TILL THE COACH CALLED HIM A FAT PIECE OF CRAP."

YEAH. "THE OTHER KIDS MADE HIM A T-SHIRT. IT SAYS

'BITCH TITS' ON THE BACK."

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