Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice

Weinhold, Estime, Retta Season 3, Ep 0312 02/22/2000 Views: 3,514

Which food would you prefer to have end your life tonight? (3:16)

I'M SEAN CULLEN.

I WANT TO REACH OUT TO YOU.

I WANT TO TOUCH YOU

BUT I DON'T WANTTO GO TO PRISON.

I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU.

SO, HOW CAN I DO THAT?

HOW CAN I REACH OUT TO YOU?

HOW CAN I FEEL YOU?

HOW CAN I KNOW YOU?

YOU, SIR, THROUGH SONG.

♪ THE FOOD OF YOUR CHOICE

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFE TONIGHT

♪ YES, THE FOODOF YOUR CHOICE ♪

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

I'M GOING TO ASK YOUA SPECIAL QUESTION

AND I'M GOING TO NEEDYOUR ANSWER TONIGHT

AND I ASK YOU...

♪ FOR THE FOOD OF YOUR CHOICE

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

YOU, SIR...

YOU, WITH YOUR LITTLE RED SHIRT

THAT SAYS,"HELLO, TALK TO ME"...

( laughing )

♪ TELL ME WHAT FOODWOULD END YOUR LIFE TONIGHT... ♪

♪ SUSHI... SUSHI.

♪ I WILL TAKE SUSHI

♪ AND I WILL CUT ITINTO RAZOR-THIN SLICES ♪

♪ A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF TUNA

♪ THEN I WILL TIE YOUTO A LARGE POLE ♪

♪ THEN I WILL TAKETHE RAZOR-THIN PIECES OF SUSHI ♪

♪ AND I WILL FLING THEMLIKE TINY FRISBEES ♪

♪ AND THEY WILL LACERATEYOUR SKIN ♪

♪ UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH,CRYING ♪

♪ "OH, WASABI!"

♪ IT WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT ♪

♪ YES, THE FOOD OF YOUR CHOICE

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

♪ YOU, MA'AM, YOU,WITH YOUR PURPLE SCARF ♪

♪ AS IF TO SAY,"MMM, I LOVE DONNY OSMOND" ♪

♪ WHAT FOOD WOULD ENDYOUR LIFE TONIGHT? ♪

♪ BACON BACON.

♪ I WILL TAKE BACON

♪ AND I WILL COVERMY ENTIRE NUDE BODY WITH IT ♪

♪ THEN I WILL COME

♪ TO YOUR HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT

♪ CREEP UP A DRAINPIPE

♪ COME IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW

♪ STAND AT THE HEADOF YOUR BED ♪

♪ TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER

♪ YOU WILL WAKE UP AND SCREAM

( screams )

♪ YOU WILL DIE IN FEAROF MY BACON-COATED BODY ♪

♪ AND THE FOOD OF YOUR CHOICE

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

♪ YOU, SIR

♪ YOU, WITH YOUR HEAD COVEREDWITH HAIR ♪

♪ WHICH IS NORMALFOR A HUMAN BEING OF YOUR AGE ♪

♪ TELL ME WHAT FOOD WOULD ENDYOUR LIFE TONIGHT? ♪

LO MEIN.

♪ LO MEIN

♪ THE BEAUTIFULVIETNAMESE NOODLE DISH ♪

♪ I WILL TAKE THE NOODLES

♪ AND I WILL PUT THEMON A SMALL STICK ♪

♪ GLUE THEM AT THE CENTER

♪ SO THERE'S NOODLESSTICKING OUT ON EITHER SIDE ♪

♪ AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE NICEAND SOFT AND READY ♪

♪ I WILL TAKE THE STICKAND GO LIKE THIS... ♪

♪ COMING TOWARDS YOU

♪ AND YOU WILL RUN AND SCREAM

♪ BUT I WILL HAVE KEPT YOU

♪ IN A VERY SMALL ROOMWITH NO DOORS ♪

♪ AND I WILL WHIPYOUR NAKED FLESH ♪

♪ UNTIL YOU CRY OUT IN AGONY

♪ AND YOU WILL DIE SCREAMING

♪ AND I WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

♪ YES, THE FOOD OF YOUR CHOICE

♪ WILL END YOUR LIFETONIGHT... ♪

♪ FOOD OF CHOICE.