Uncensored - Giraldo Tribute - Brutal with Love

Season 1 , Ep 101 03/18/11 Views: 8,113

Sarah Silverman, Jesse Joyce and Whitney Cummings reflect on working with Greg Giraldo at the Comedy Central Roasts. (2:06)

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A ROAST IS SOMETHING

WHERE YOU CAN BE BRUTALBECAUSE IT'S WITH LOVE.

AND IT NEVER OCCURS TO METHAT ANYONE MIGHT HAVE

ACTUALLY ILL FEELINGSTOWARDS ME,

WHICH IS I'M SURE NOT TRUEBUT A GREAT WAY TO LIVE.

- COURTNEY, WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED TO YOU?

YOUR CAREER DRIED UP FASTERTHAN SARAH SILVERMAN'S PUSSY

AROUND GUYS WHO CAN'THELP HER IN THE BUSINESS.

- WE WERE INTHE CAR TOGETHER,

AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUTDOING THE FLAVOR FLAV ROAST.

AND WE JUST STARTEDKINDA RIFFING ON IT.

AND I THINK THAT'S WHEN ITKIND OF OCCURRED TO HIM

THAT, LIKE, OH, HEY,I THINK WE COULD BE GOOD

AT THAT TOGETHER,

AND THE FIRST JOKEWE KINDA WROTE WAS...

- ICE-T,YOU FUCKING FOSSIL.

YOU'RE SO OLD

THE FIRST THING YOU BOUGHTWITH YOUR RECORD DEAL MONEY

WAS YOUR FREEDOM.

[laughter]

- AND WHEN ICE-T THREW HIS HEADBACK AND APPLAUDED

ABOUT THATPARTICULAR JOKE,

I THINK EVERYBODYKINDA KNEW, LIKE,

OH, THIS IS OKAY.

- I'VE NEVER ROASTEDAN OILY CADAVER BEFORE.

YOU'RE LIKE A TURD WITH TEETH.LOOK AT YOURSELF.

I DON'T TRY SO MUCHTO BE FUNNY,

AS I JUST TRY TO MAKEPEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE

AND IDEALLY RAISE A LOTOF UGLY TRUTHS.

AND TRY NOTTO SHIT MYSELF.

IF I CAN GET TWO OUTTA THREE,

I FEEL PRETTY GOODABOUT THAT.

- WE'RE A TEAM.WE'RE A COMEDY DUO.

WE'RE A DUO.- DID YOU HAVE FUN?

- OH, WE'RE TALKING?I'M POSING FOR A FUCKING--

I'M POSING FOR A STILL SHOTLIKE A DOUCHE BAG.

WHAT AM I,A FUCKING 90-YEAR-OLD MAN?

HEY!HEY, ALL RIGHT.

- THE FIRST TIMEI WAS ON THE ROAST,

I KIND OF, YOU KNOW--TO ME, MY AUDIENCE WAS GREG.

LIKE, IF I CANMAKE HIM LAUGH,

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

- I THINK THOSE ROASTS REALLYDID HELP FOCUS HIM,

LIKE, ON, LIKE,ON WHAT HE WAS GOOD AT,

WHICH IS JUST, LIKE, CUTTING,REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

DIRTY-YET-CLEVER JOKES.

- THIS WOMAN THE OTHER DAY,SHE HAD GLITTER ON HER CHEST.

GLITTER, AND SHE CATCHES MEGLANCING OVER.

AND SHE'S LIKE...

YOU HAVE SHINY SHITON YOUR TITS.

WERE YOU HOPINGTO DIVERT ATTENTION?

THAT'S NOT A GREATSTRATEGY.

YOU KNOW, WHY DON'TYOU HIRE A MARCHING BAND

TO WALK AROUND YOUWITH NEON TITTY SIGNS.

[imitating band playing]

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?WHAT ARE YOU LOOK--

I'M UP HERE.LOOK ME IN THE EYES."

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