Solomon Georgio - $5,000 Blow Job - Uncensored

The One With the Hypnotic Herpes Season 3, Ep 4 10/18/2016 Views: 1,587

Solomon Georgio asks a very heterosexual man in the audience a hypothetical question. (1:43)

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- How many straight--are therestraight men in this room?

Come on. Show that side ofconfidence that you have.

There we are. Here you are.Here you are.

There you go. There you go.There you are. There you are.

You guys like to do this thingwhere you ask each other's

hypothetical question.

Some of you are already familiarwith it.

That hypothetical question is,

"How much would you suck adick for?"

[laughter]

Have you ever answered thatquestion before, sir?

Quit laughing.

[laughter]

Have you ever been asked thatquestion?

- Oh, yeah.

- What was your answer?

[laughter]

- $5,000.

- Have you ever sucked a dickbefore?

The hell makes you think you cancharge $5,000

for a shitty-ass blow job?

[laughter]

You ain't that cute.

[laughter]

$5,000.

For a reluctant, passionless,

amateur blow job.

Sorry, sir.I don't see it.

[laughter]

All right, imagine we're at agay bar, okay?

And I'm just minding my ownbusiness, and you come up to me,

and you're like, "$5,000 for ablow job."

Say it.

- $5,000 for a blow job.

- Well, okay, um, the gentlemanright behind you

will do it for a mojito.

[laughter]

What makes you think you cancharge $5,000?

And for--also, for just a blowjob?

Get the hell out of here.

Do you know the market value ofeven a good blow job?

Look, if I spend $5,000, you'renever gonna walk again.

[laughter]