Margaret Smith - Penis Dab

Margaret Smith & Rick Corso Season 1, Ep 0159 02/24/1992 Views: 2,114

Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing. (1:35)

FOR THE OPPOSITE REASONMOST PEOPLE ARE THERE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO LOSE ANYTHING.

I'M TRYING TO BUILD A BUTT.

MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT A BUTT.

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO

I'M LIKE A COUPLE OF SALTINESBACK THERE.

( laughter )

MY FRIENDS TEASE ME:

"HOW DO YOU STAY ON THE TOILET,YOUR THIGHS?"

( laughter )

I GO ON LIVING.

JUST GO TO THOSE BATHROOMSWITH THE BARS IN THEM.

( laughter )

GREAT FOR UPPER-BODY STRENGTH.

SOME OF THESE GUYS IN THE GYMOVERDEVELOP, THOUGH.

HAVE YOU SEEN THESEMESOMORPH FROGMEN? SEEN THESE?

THEY'RE IN THE MIRRORTHE WHOLE TIME LIKE THIS.

BARREL-OF-MONKEY MEN, YOU KNOW?

YOU JUST WANT TO HOOKTHEIR ARMS TOGETHER

AND LOWER THEM OUT THE WINDOWOF THE GYM, YOU KNOW?

( laughter and applause )

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOTO THE BATHROOM.

THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR HANDSTO THEIR SIDES.

THEY MUST HAVE TO USE PRONGSOR SOMETHING.

( laughter )

THEY SHAKE IT AT THE END--DID YOU KNOW THAT, WOMEN?

IF WOMEN HAD PENISES, WE WOULDNOT SHAKE THEM, WE WOULD DAB.

( laughter )

WE WOULD HAVE LITTLE SQUARESIN OUR PURSES, AND WE WOULD DAB.

( laughter )

AND IF WE RAN OUT,WE WOULD BORROW.

WE'D GO, "YOU DON'T HAVEAN EXTRA SQUARE, DO YOU?"

( laughter )