So, I was on an arplane--
Uh, an airplane.
I was on an air--airplane,and it was so old.
You know how when you're onan arplane--airplane, sorry.
[clears throat]Okay, you're on an--
Okay, um...[warbling hum]
So, I was on an ar--airplane.It was so old.
You know how when you'reon those air--arplanes,
and they'reso old that--okay...
Okay, I was onair--ar--airplane,
airplane, airplane, airplane,airplane, airplane, airplane.
Sorry, everybody. Okay.
Okay, I'll say that again.I was on an arplane--airplane.
Oh, I should skip this joke.
Okay, I was on an airplanethat was so old
that you know how thein-flight entertainment,
they have screens at the--in the back of everybody's seat.
Well, this ar--airplanewas so old that--
You know how they havea screen that comes down
in the older ones where you allhave to watch the same movie
like Faces of Death, becausethe pilot has chosen it?
Well this--our airplane was so old
that the in-flightentertainment was a play.
It was Oedipus.
So, that was--it was Oedipus.
[audience laughs and claps]
Thanks.No, that's okay.
[cheers and applause]
Thought there'd besome water.
There'd besome water up here.
You know the phrase,"Who wouldn't want that?"
Well, I met that person.
It was a newbornon an ar--airplane.
They didn't want that.[chuckles]
I thought there, um,would be water.
Just need a lit--if I'm going to do this.
Sorry, so, I was on a bus...
I'm sorry, you guys.Um...
um, sound bite...
[audience cheeringand clapping]